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shortyac1357
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:37pm UTC

KARMA
is when you throw a BANANA,
in Mario kart,
& you end up slipping on it.

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GillyHicks
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:34am UTC

it sucks when you're ignored by the person
who's attention is the only thing you want in the world. ♥

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BRIANACOLLIN
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:23am UTC

Teenager Post # 1600
A girl's favorite songs will tell
you more about her feelings than her
lips ever will.

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Imjustanotherwittygirl
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 11:55am UTC

THERE'S A LITTLE TRUTH BEHIND EVERY
{just kidding}
A LITTLE CURIOSITY BEHIND EVERY
{just wondering}
A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE BEHIND EVERY
{i don't know}
AND A LITTLE EMOTION BEHIND EVERY
{i don't care}
format by Imjustanotherwittygirl

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k4sper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC

*My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
Me: What's that? O_o
My older sister: A hat.
My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

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_broken615_
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:57pm UTC

*In class*
Teacher: "I am so beautiful." What tense is this?
Me: Obviously past.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
nmf/follow for a follow

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 11:17pm UTC

Gamer Girls: Oh em gee. Modern Warfare for lifeeee <3 Lolz wait how do you even do this? Oh no I think I just died. Lol cuteee. Omggg I'm so hot 'cause I play video games that boyssss like lolll I'm like the coolest girl ever.
Girls who actually play video games: JEEZ MARIO. IS IT THAT F#CKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS? OH MY GOSH PEACH YOU F#CKING WH#RE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND F#CKING SHRINK ME? REALLY? THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE. OH MY GOSH. YES. THANK THE HEAVENS. F#CK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEARMMARIO, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMPER MOTHER F#CKING A##. I hate my life....
True story, bro.

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smluvsart
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:35pm UTC

Hogwarts
Narnia
camp half-blood
the capitol
where would
you
go?
nmf

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bananaB126
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 10:46pm UTC

I'm the type of person...
that tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream.
nmq

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itsthetruth
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Oh your an athlete?
Not trying to brag or anything but I play tennis on the Wii,
cause I'm that atheletic...

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BandGeeekk
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Every year:
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:06pm UTC

McDonalds is the Olymics official resturant... that's like,
Smoking being the official medicine for cancer...

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 2:23am UTC

So I saw this on YouTube on a Justin Bieber song:
I don't usually listen to JB but this song is really good!
JBsGurl4ever 4 hours ago
Are you sure, JBsGurl4ever?
JBsGurl4ever
JBSGurl4ever.
are you sure you don't usually listen to him?
are you sure?

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TVQuotes
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Spongebob #5
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Follow me I follow back~

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soccerxgirlx97
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:07pm UTC

*singing along to a song*
Omg, I sound so good!
I am going to record myself and show everyone
*singing* *recording*
Let's see how I sound...
MOTHER OF GOD
DELETE *click*

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