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jessiemarie8

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Member Since: 31 Jul 2011 04:16pm

Last Seen: 9 Aug 2012 11:54pm

user id: 201867

114 Quotes
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  1. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you realize that you were just looking at videos of cats for 3 hours

  2. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Am I the only one who
    didnt have nap time when they were younger

  3. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    *in the shower, about to get out*
    good song comes on
    me: maybe I'll stay in a little longer

  4. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    Quote gets more than 10 faves
    *looks for it on top quotes*

  5. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    No offence but,
    im about to offend you
    not mine..thought it was funny

  6. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    What other people do in the summer:
    go to the beach, go to partys, have bonfires, go tanning, hang out with friends every single day
    What I do in the summer:
    stay inside all day on witty while laughing as my dog makes weird noises in his sleep

  7. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    iSleepy
    theres a nap for that
    nmq

  8. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    I hate it when i meow at cats and they dont meow back.
    Unbelievably rude.
    nmq

  9. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Im cooler than Jesus riding a dinosaur

  10. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    You know a story will be
    intersting when
    it starts with:
    So this bi*ch

  11. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Thank god..
    Witty's back

  12. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    me: im going to try to look good tomorrow
    hair:hahahaha im not

  13. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    *Thoughts when im on Witty
    *hahhaha that was so funny *fav*
    *psshhh i only seen that quote 17 times
    *ahh that was so sad*fav*
    * no, i will not fav for fav
    *omg..this quote is like a book
    *aww one direction<3
    *woww that was inspirational
    *ohh crapp i have a test tomorrow
    * *sees a good top quote* woahh how didnt i think of that
    *ONE DIRECTION
    * I wonder if any people in my school have a witty
    * oh gosh what if they see my witty
    * merrr whatever
    *over used format
    * was that sacrcastic
    * hahahaha i see what they did there
    *woahh is that the sun

  14. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Had anyone else
    noticed..
    That mostly all the ever quotes on the first page say pending moderation..

  15. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    When I was little:
    --------------------------
    I thought Victorias Secret was a place where people shared their secrets

  16. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    YAWNING
    is Contagious
    You just yawned..

  17. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 11:08am UTC
    I have always wondered
    --------------------------------------
    How can Elmo hear if he dosent have ears

  18. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    *You and your friend trying on clothes*
    Friend: do you like this on me, be honest
    Me: ya I really like it
    Friend: are you sure i dont care if you dont like tell me
    Me: well i wouldnt wear it
    Friend: ohh..nevermind i wont get it
    Me -_____-
    Fav if this ever happened to you

  19. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    rack,city rack rack city bi**
    oopps sorry mom didnt mean to
    ........
    send that to you
    its ok honey!
    Ten, ten, ten ,twenties, and fifties bi**
    --_____--
    nmf/nmq

  20. jessiemarie8 jessiemarie8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    rack,city rack rack city bi**
    oopps sorry mom didnt mean to
    ........
    send that to you
    its ok honey!
    Ten, ten, ten ,twenties, and fifties bi**
    --_____--
    nmf

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