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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples,
how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.





 

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes

851 faves · 22 comments · Jun 26, 2012 9:15pm

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pandoralova · 1 decade ago
Elephants, because purell can't fly
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catiemac · 1 decade ago
Do you like breadsticks..?
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BRIANACOLLIN · 1 decade ago
Sounds like my math class
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babyphatpg · 1 decade ago
And Bob never said peanuts. No, Mcdonalds was five(:
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nouna08 · 1 decade ago
♥ emmmmmmmm this my hearth hhhhhhh
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TheWittyBiitch · 1 decade ago
To all the idiots who dont get this; Youre not supposed to get you morons -.-'
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Imperfectedmuffin · 1 decade ago
Random makes the world go square.
You weren't waiting for that, now were you?
Neither was .
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MusicLover4 · 1 decade ago
wht? Can someone explain this to me on my profile?



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yonkers · 1 decade ago
'Being random isn't everyone's bowl of chopped up pelican'
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa???????????
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
Yes! Finally, i can answer ever and any question!
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missmolly07 · 1 decade ago
sounds like my confusion in math
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SneakyNinja · 1 decade ago

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Gemma_ · 1 decade ago
Gosh, i did a maths test todya, and i swear there was some next question like this.
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*trop chic* happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
...?
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Shawn616 · 1 decade ago
I swear this is what my math exam was like.
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ImNeverGivingUp · 1 decade ago
I saw this is the Newest section. It's grown up so fast :'D
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Savannahh · 1 decade ago
Ahah(:
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Rhyburgie2 · 1 decade ago
da fuc is this? I honestly dont understand this
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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
i don't get it .
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