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Be yourself, because everyone else is taken(;

Well, I'm never good at these things. Poo. Erm, My name is Ria. It's an awkward name, but victoria is too long to type, vicky.. is icky. Haha. and Tori is overused, so yeah. I'm reaaally shy. Like soo shy. So If I'm at school i'll probably talk to you if my friends shove me to you. Idk how i even managed to get best friends. I'm Nigerian, but moved to america a while ago. My favorite color is blue, and I'm veeery socially awkward. I wish I had a Brit accent. If I've lied to you before might as well get over it. society can't tell JOK[E]ingfrom LY[IE]ing anymore. I love to Roleplay(: I like to write, read, and sing. I'm 14 16 soon turning 17 and I'm going to 12th grade. so, I'm kind of smart for my age and.. I feel boring): I really love this guy. He LIKES me back but.. theres no "PUSH" that brings us together. We really need one. I'm a christian. I like multiple genres of music ie: Rock, some country, not much rap, Techno, etc..I tend to be reaaaly sarcastic when I'm irritated. I kinda suck at quotes, I just come on witty to read them. I have a stardoll, so you can add me: realbabyphatpg. And I'm sure If your looking at my profile in the night, It's veerrrry bright. hehe(: It's all white. Because I'm pure(: Meaning i havent lost my innocence like kids my age.
If your still reading this far, congrats. You have witnessed my life in about 2 minutes. ♥ Favrite songs:
~Beautiful--Mercy Me| ~Polyamorous--Breaking Benjamin| ~Ignorance--Paramore| ~You are more--Tenth Avenue North| ~Tragedy--Christina Perri| ~Animals--Neon trees| ~Sing--My Chemical Romance| etc.. Ergh. :/ Well thats it. Toodle Pip.


  1. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved Question
    How do you get youtube to come film you?
    I've been calling calling calling Youtube all day to come film me but no answer. How do other people get their videos up there? I have some really funny stuff but they won't come.
    Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
    format credit jimmy365

  2. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    One thing I will never get over is..
    Rebbeca Black's parents. I mean where the heck where they when she was getting death threats and hate letters. And they didn't even have the spine to tell her she wasn't the greatest singer. What type of parenting is that?
    format by sandrasaurus

  3. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    Scrolling through quotes on witty
    Me: Wtf?
    Me: Maybe it's a trick!
    *clicks* *doesn't work*
    Me: oooh. I get it. I GOTTA HIGLIGHT. Pssh i knew that
    *high lights* *doesn't work*
    Witty Girls:
    Big Time Rush:
    One Direction:
    Jimmy Neutron:
    Jenna Marbles:
    Tom &Jerry: BOOM!
    Me: Oh yea that's right There's an ignore button now. haha.

  4. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    && howmany of you people actually know why the number "25" is funny from spongbob?

  5. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Guy: Would you like to be the sun of my life
    Girl: Yes!
    Guy: Ok Stay 92,955,867.2 miles away from me

  6. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    Did steve just write, "don't like one direction?" wow. I really does read our quotes.

  7. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:57am UTC
    A person that can bleed for one week straight, and still survive. Girls, they're stronger than you think.

  8. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    I am tired of this one direction fued. Steve, please make a category for one direction.
    I mean seriously. Here's my argument and I'm ready for the hate
    To Directioners; I know that you love them. really I do. And I know it's not fair that you don't get to spread your love about them without people hating you, but sometimes when people come on witty they don't want to see a one direction quote as top comment. They came on witty to feel better. To get through their heart ache for troubles. Seeing one diretion once in a while is alright. Just not alot.
    To people who make quotes about how they hate the people who make quotes about one direction;
    Seriosuly. i'm furious at you guys. your not making it better. your being hypocritical. Seeing one quote that says "Ugh I hate this and that one direction taking up witty." I mean when people where raving over jenna marbles did anyone say anything? Yea justin beiber got a little hate but it wasn't this crazy.
    So all i'm saying is that I want this fight to end. I myself don't hate one direction. If fans will calm down. and if anti fans will shut up a bit Witty would be better. Also There's probably a few mistakes on here but who gives a fluck(; Alright peace out. And let hate comments come.

  9. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    He moved away.
    And my friends we're planning our wedding and everything.

  10. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    You read the top line wrong.

  11. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    *When A girl apologizes to a guy*
    Girl: Baby, I'm sorry. i love you so much
    Guy: But, I think you don't know your wrong yet
    Girl: *cries*
    Guy: Sh*t! Your forgiven babe!
    *When A guy apologizes to a girl*
    Guy: Honey, I'm sorry for everything
    Girl: No.
    Guy: What can I do to make things better
    Girl: Nothing
    Guy: I love you!
    Girl: Ok

  12. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Computer: Would you like to try the tutorial before playing this game?
    Me: Pshht No
    Me: How the f*ck do you play this game.

  13. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:50am UTC
    Guy says to sandwich: Go make me a woman
    Sandwich: forever alone

  14. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:47am UTC
    The awkward when the voice in your head has already said moment..

  15. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 11:01am UTC
    Well, I feel like a troll.
    because I read the hunger games book three years before the movie even came out.
    And I shoved the book in people's face saying READ IT!
    No one listened to me.
    Now three years later everyone is going gaga over it.
    And I'm just sitting here like, "I told you, people."
    So now when ever someone reads it I ask them ,
    Where they are in the book,
    And be all like, "oh, primrose dies,"
    My mom is my enemy now(:

  17. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:38am UTC
    911, what is your emergency?
    My, uh Girlfriend.
    She's having
    a hard time
    with her

  18. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    && has any one ever wondered..
    Who was the first person to come up with the abbreviation: "nmq" and "nmf"?

  19. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Me behave!? Seriously!? As a kid I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cindarella arived home after midnight,Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived with seven men, Popeye smoked and had tattoos, Pacman ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced performance. The fault is not mine -_-

  20. babyphatpg babyphatpg
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Me: *See's an awesome quote and faves*
    Witty: "Uh oh. Something happend. Please sign in to fave quote."
    Me: -_____-
    Me: *Signs out* *signs back in*
    Me: *Faves quote*
    Witty: "Please sign in to fave this quote"
    Me: *throws computer out of window*


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