*listening to
"Criminal" by Britney Spears*
Me: Mama, I'm in love with a criminal.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: And this type of love isn't rational,
it's physical.
Mom: *starts crying*
Me: Mama, please don't cry, I will be all right. All
reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy.
Mom: *faints*
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Mom...?
