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Thehorselady23

Status: Screwdriver is in my pocket, Fez is on my head, Bow tie is straight, and I know where my towel is. I am ready for an Adventure!

Member Since: 26 Mar 2012 06:01pm

Last Seen: 13 Aug 2015 10:44am

Location: Trenzalore

user id: 286849

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  1. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:54pm EST
    My birthday is on sunday...I wonder who remembered....

  2. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:01pm EST
    A - Available? Yes
    B - Birthday? January 19
    C - Crushing on? Just some guy
    D - Drink you last had? Tea
    E - Easiest person to talk to? My friend Keith
    F - Favorite song? Think of you -Cristina Grimmie
    G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? Gummy worms
    H - Hometown? EG
    I - In love with? oh...um...
    J - Jealous of? horses
    K - Killed someone? nope
    L - Longest car ride? to ohio...13 hrs
    M - Milkshake flavor? vanilla
    N - Number of siblings? 2
    O - One wish? To date the guy that i like
    P - Person you texted last? i havent had my phone for like two months...
    Q - Question you are always asked? when is your bithday?
    R - Reason to smile? this guy
    S - Song you last listened to? let her go
    T - Time you woke up? 6:30am
    U - Underwear color? white
    V - Violent moment you had? with myself, test in math
    W - Worst habit? nail biting or procrastinating
    X - X-rays you had? arm, chest
    Y - Yoyos are? my childhood
    Z - Zodiac sign? Capricorn

  3. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 5:26pm EDT
    I Like Him, But You Know What? He Is Older Than Me And He Has A Girlfriend...He Is A Friend Of Mine, And I Guess At This Point It Is Impractial For Me To Like Him......Right?

  4. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 5:51pm EDT
    At Some Point You Have To Stop Running And Face Whoever Wants You Dead.

  5. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 4:45pm EDT
    I Jumped Down From The Tree, Looking At The Orange-Pink Sunset.
    "Oh I Wish Mother Was Here To See This." I Whispered To Myself Running Forward, I didn't See
    The Edge Of The Cliff Looking Over The Barren Western Prarie. I Tripped Over An Old Thick Tree
    Root, And Began My Decent To The Ground.
    Falling.
    Head-Over Heels
    Falling.
    Looking At The World Around Me Feeling Like I Was In A Free Fall, Hovering A Few Hundred Feet Above The Earth. I Snap Back Into Focus.
    Plumiting, Faster And Faster, The Ground Seemed As If It Was Being Pushed Up Twards Me To Meet Me Half Way.
    Almost To The Bottom, I Close My Eyes Against The Beautiful Sunset Around Me. "Mom," I Whisper "I Wish I Had Just Gone And Got You, Gone And Showed You This Amasing Sunset,"
    Crying Now, I Scream To The Beauty "I'M SORRY!"
    My Body Like A Rag Dolls, Slams To The Ground
    Bouncing.
    Shifting.
    Stillness.
    Blackness.

  6. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 5:22pm EST
    Im pretty sure one mans trash is another mans treasure....
    As for you, you can go be someone elses treasure after what you did to me.....

  7. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:17am EST
    My conversation with a friend last night:
    Me: Ehhhhh!!
    Her: ?
    Me: HELLO THERE HUMSN OF THIS EARTH
    Her: You okay?
    Me: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION HUMANOIDE! NOW, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. I NEED TO TALK TO THE ABOUT YOUR GRADES IN FIRST QUARTER!
    Her: Oh? Kas.... What's going on??
    Me: IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED OUT ALREADY, I AM A...... BEEP BEEP BOOOOOOOPPPPPP...... *SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN* AW CRAP *SYSTEM CRASHING* GOD DARRRRRRR.... *WOSHHHHHH ALL SYSTEMS DISABLED*
    Her:
    Me: BEDEDEDEDOO SYSTEMS REBOOTING
    Her: Oh god
    Me:HAHAHA!! YOU, HUMAN DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTON INTO BY TYPING '?' TO THIS SYSTEM. TO GIVE YOU A HINT I AM NOT OF THIS EARTH...IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I AM..
    Her:
    Me: AND Y THE WAY I AM TELEPATHETICALY TALKING TO YOU, SO DONT TRY TO TALK BACK TO ME, OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND SOON END UP IN AN ASYLUM....JUST SAYING.
    Her: Kasey???
    Me: AND YES, I AM ASHAMED TO SAY, IN AN ASYLUM
    MYSELF.....DONT JUDGE, YOU WILL BE HERE SOON, AND MY NAME IS NOT, INFACT, KASEY, IT IS MR.ROBOTO......BUT THE TWIST!!!!!!! I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS OF HORROR IN DISTANCE!*
    Her: Mr. Robotos name is Kilroy
    Me: WOW KILL JOY, BUT HERE ON PLANET NEPTUNE, WE DONT HAVE TWO NAMES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE NAME KILROY IS
    Her: This is going to your mother about how crazy you are :p
    Me: NO MANIQUINE, I WILL BE TYPING THIS CONVERSATION ONTO THE WEBTICAL SITE CALLED, WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE, WITTYPROFILES, TOMORROW MORNING.....DO NOT WORRY HUMAN...CALLED???? WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
    Her: Da Heck?
    Her: *facepalm*
    Me: WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELF? THE QUESTION IS NOT THAT HARD TO ANSWER!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME VERYYY ANNOYED AS OF NOW!
    Her: Kasey i love ya!
    Me: IS THAT YOUR NAME? IF IT IS I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU 'KASEY' FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, WHICH WILL NOT BE LONG BECAUSE THE MASTER IS COMING HOME SOON...
    Her: KASEY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
    Me: WHICH IS A LIE BECAUSE I KILLED MASTER A LONG TIME AGO, AND TOOK HIS CROWN, SO SO SO THAT MEANS I AM IAM MY OWN MASTER!!!!!!!!!
    Her: Oh?
    Me: THE CROWN IS MY PRESIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET IT GO, IT IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!! DONT TOUCH IT!! DONT YOU DARE!!!
    Her: i stole it from you
    Me: *ATTACKTS STEALER WITH SWORDS, ARMOR(EQUIPTED), ALL RINGS OF MIDDLE EARTH, TEETH, FANGS, DOGS, WIZARDS, HORSES, DRAGONS, TROLLS, AND THE ENTS!!*
    Her: ?
    Me: *ITS A LORD OF THE RINGS REFERENCE, YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES TO NDERSTAND*
    Her: Oh
    Me: ok my brain is going to explode, im done
    Her: You okay?
    Me: yea just having a little fun
    Her: oh my god, I love you!
    Me: Love you too HUMAN!! oh god sorry, spasim, i think i was being POSSESED!!! ah god really??? Again??
    Her: haha
    Me: sorry i think me PRESIOUS, is doing this to me
    Her: Oh???

  8. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 8:44am EST
    If you Love something,let it go.
    If it comes back, then its yours.
    But if it doesnt, it never was

  9. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:18pm EST
    I'm sorry to say that Miss. Freckles, our old cat, has been put down, layed to rest. Now in Meow Mix heaven, hunting field mice. she was a good cat, but it was her time to go. Lay in Peace......Forever <3
    -Kasey

  10. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:29pm EDT
    Ok, So Picture This...
    *I'm Playing Minecraft, Constentrating On Not Dieing, Then BAM
    My Kitten, Toby, Attacts My Laptops Keyboard!*
    ~Cuttest Kitten EVER~

  11. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 4:20pm EDT
    My Cat Died Today......Wish My Emotional Side Good Luck

  12. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:13pm EDT
    I see you everyday, but i cant talk to you, i get shy, and you go and walk to them, talk about your life, they listen, they talk about there lives, you listen, in art when i tried to tell you about my brother, what do you do? YOU WALK AWAY!

  13. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 10:23am EDT
    Is It True That Dreams Aren't Real?
    OR
    Is It False That Real Life Isn't Fake?
    Lets See What You Say...

  14. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 5:58pm EDT
    The Only Thing I Want To Do Right Now Is.......Hug You!!

  15. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:59pm EDT
    Everybody Wants To go to Heaven, But Nobody Wants To Die!

  16. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:46pm EDT
    Google Search:Chuck Norris
    Result: Google Won't Search For Chuck Norris Because It Knows You Don't Find Chuck Norris, He Finds You.
    No Standard Web Pages Containing You Search Terms Were Found.
    Your Search-Chuck Norris- Did Not Match And Documents.
    Suggestions:
    -Run, Before He Finds You
    -Try A Different Person

  17. Thehorselady23 Thehorselady23
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:35pm EDT
    I Love Your Eyes, Hair, Smile, Personality, And Everything About You Is Perfect! <3 That Will Never Happen!

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