My conversation with a friend last night:
Me: Ehhhhh!!
Her: ?
Me: HELLO THERE HUMSN OF THIS EARTH
Her: You okay?
Me: THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION HUMANOIDE! NOW, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. I NEED TO TALK TO THE ABOUT YOUR GRADES IN FIRST QUARTER!
Her: Oh? Kas.... What's going on??
Me: IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED OUT ALREADY, I AM A...... BEEP BEEP BOOOOOOOPPPPPP...... *SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN* AW CRAP *SYSTEM CRASHING* GOD DARRRRRRR.... *WOSHHHHHH ALL SYSTEMS DISABLED*
Her:
Me: BEDEDEDEDOO SYSTEMS REBOOTING
Her: Oh god
Me:HAHAHA!! YOU, HUMAN DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTON INTO BY TYPING '?' TO THIS SYSTEM. TO GIVE YOU A HINT I AM NOT OF THIS EARTH...IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I AM..
Her:
Me: AND Y THE WAY I AM TELEPATHETICALY TALKING TO YOU, SO DONT TRY TO TALK BACK TO ME, OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND SOON END UP IN AN ASYLUM....JUST SAYING.
Her: Kasey???
Me: AND YES, I AM ASHAMED TO SAY, IN AN ASYLUM
MYSELF.....DONT JUDGE, YOU WILL BE HERE SOON, AND MY NAME IS NOT, INFACT, KASEY, IT IS MR.ROBOTO......BUT THE TWIST!!!!!!! I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS OF HORROR IN DISTANCE!*
Her: Mr. Robotos name is Kilroy
Me: WOW KILL JOY, BUT HERE ON PLANET NEPTUNE, WE DONT HAVE TWO NAMES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT THE NAME KILROY IS
Her: This is going to your mother about how crazy you are :p
Me: NO MANIQUINE, I WILL BE TYPING THIS CONVERSATION ONTO THE WEBTICAL SITE CALLED, WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE, WITTYPROFILES, TOMORROW MORNING.....DO NOT WORRY HUMAN...CALLED???? WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
Her: Da Heck?
Her: *facepalm*
Me: WHAT DO YOU CALL YOURSELF? THE QUESTION IS NOT THAT HARD TO ANSWER!!! YOU ARE MAKING ME VERYYY ANNOYED AS OF NOW!
Her: Kasey i love ya!
Me: IS THAT YOUR NAME? IF IT IS I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU 'KASEY' FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, WHICH WILL NOT BE LONG BECAUSE THE MASTER IS COMING HOME SOON...
Her: KASEY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
Me: WHICH IS A LIE BECAUSE I KILLED MASTER A LONG TIME AGO, AND TOOK HIS CROWN, SO SO SO THAT MEANS I AM IAM MY OWN MASTER!!!!!!!!!
Her: Oh?
Me: THE CROWN IS MY PRESIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET IT GO, IT IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!! DONT TOUCH IT!! DONT YOU DARE!!!
Her: i stole it from you
Me: *ATTACKTS STEALER WITH SWORDS, ARMOR(EQUIPTED), ALL RINGS OF MIDDLE EARTH, TEETH, FANGS, DOGS, WIZARDS, HORSES, DRAGONS, TROLLS, AND THE ENTS!!*
Her: ?
Me: *ITS A LORD OF THE RINGS REFERENCE, YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES TO NDERSTAND*
Her: Oh
Me: ok my brain is going to explode, im done
Her: You okay?
Me: yea just having a little fun
Her: oh my god, I love you!
Me: Love you too HUMAN!! oh god sorry, spasim, i think i was being POSSESED!!! ah god really??? Again??
Her: haha
Me: sorry i think me PRESIOUS, is doing this to me
Her: Oh???
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