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ale16064

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Member Since: 21 Apr 2011 01:49pm

Last Seen: 31 Jul 2013 04:57pm

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user id: 167190

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  1. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Dear Nerds,
    You got NOTHING on me.
    Sincerely, Smarties

  2. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    We all read those jokes off the Laffy Taffy wrapper.
    [♥]

  3. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    That terrifiying moment
    when you have to pee really bad and
    you can't unbutton your pants.

  4. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Life is too short.
    Smile while you still have teeth. :)

  5. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Dear Teachers,
    Moving my seat will not help. Just saying. :)
    Sincerely, Me. ♥

  6. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:16pm UTC
    Most teenagers smoke and drink. Me? I like Spongebob :)

  7. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Music is my drug.
    Youtube is my dealer.

  8. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    What guys think girls do at sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!
    What girls actaully do at sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry lets eat.

  9. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    10 reasons why I'm lazy.
    You know what?
    Nevermind.
    I can do this later.

  10. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:22pm UTC
    *Me in the hallways*
    "Excuse me. Excuse me.
    Excuse me!! OH MY GOSH MOVE!..Thank You!"

  11. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    She likes him.
    He likes her.
    Everyone knows.
    But THEM.

  12. ale16064 ale16064
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    Dear Underwear,
    Can you please do everyone a favor and stop giving us wedgies? The wedgie free underwear don't work.
    Sincerely, Everyone ♥

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