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  1. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Drake & Josh Quote #2
    Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
    Guy at counter: Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.

  2. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Drake & Josh Quote #1
    Drake: The bear. Where's the singing bear, the one that puts him to sleep?
    Josh: Check in there.
    Drake: Got it.
    [Drake winds the singing bear's head]
    Singing bear: I've been workin' on the...[stops]
    Josh: Hurry, wind it again!
    [Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard, causing it to break off]
    Josh: I said wind it, not murder it!

  3. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #10
    Gabe: [about her fake tan] Hey, Mom. You got something on your face.
    Amy: Oh, where?
    Gabe: Everywhere!

  4. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #9
    Kit: This baby is so cute!
    Amy: Isn't she?
    Dana: She sure makes me want to have some baby-back ribs!

  5. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #7
    Angie: Who's this little cutie pie?
    PJ: [snorts] I'm PJ.
    Angie: [talking about Charlie] I meant the other cutie pie.

  6. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #6
    Teddy: [at the grocery store] Soda and mints? What are these for?
    Gabe: I'm gonna make a soda geyser. You drop them into the bottle and it makes this huge explosion!
    Teddy: Wow! That sounds so cool! Put them back.

  7. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #5
    PJ: Hey, you guys wanna see something funny?
    Teddy: If this is where you lift your shirt up and make your belly button sing, no thank you.

  8. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Karen: [trying to avoid plans with Regina] I can't go out.
    Karen: [faux coughs softly]
    Karen: I'm sick.
    Regina: Boo, you wh*re!

  9. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Regina George: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
    Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80's.
    Regina George: Vintage, so adorable.
    Lea Edwards: Thanks!
    Regina George: [to Cady Heron] That is the ugliest f*cking skirt I've ever seen.

  10. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #4
    Gabe: [feeling nervous] Tell me about yourself.
    Kit: What?
    Gabe: I mean, only if you want to.
    Kit: Okay. What do you want to know?
    Gabe: Erm, tell me about your family.
    Kit: My family... Well, actually, there's not much to tell. I'm an only child.
    Gabe: Me too.
    Kit: Cool!
    Gabe: What else?
    Kit: Well, my parents are divorced...
    Gabe: [pause] Mine, too.
    Kit: Who do you live with?
    Gabe: Who do you live with?
    Kit: My mom.
    Gabe: Me too!
    Kit: Wow! We really have a lot in common.
    Gabe: You know, I had a feeling we might. You want half a peanut butter sandwich?
    Kit: No, thanks. I'm allergic to peanuts.
    Gabe: [throws sandwich] Me, too.

  11. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #3
    Teddy: You know, I didn't know veterinarians made house calls.
    Dr. Tish Tushy: Oh, they don't. I'm a therapist.
    Teddy: Uh... A therapist for cats?
    Dr. Tish Tushy: And birds. But never at the same time. You only make that mistake once.

  12. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #2
    Teddy: Come on, Kaboodle! Perk up!
    Virgina: This does not look good.
    Teddy: Oh, I know what'll cheer you up! Mr. Mouse, right? [imitates mouse]
    Virgina: This does not look good either...

  13. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Good Luck Charlie Quote #1
    Gabe: What did I just walk into?
    PJ: Mom says we have to buy Teddy a birthday present.
    Gabe: What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.
    Amy: I'm serious. You have to get her something.
    Gabe: What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.
    Amy: [thinks] Gabe, is there a dog in my house?
    Gabe: [dog barks from living room] Maybe.

  14. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I wish you could Google how a certain
    person feels about you.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  15. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    In the sickness of you,
    I'm just a white blood cell, fighting like hell for you.

  16. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [] I love hoodies.
    [x] I love jeans.
    [x] Dogs are better than cats.
    [] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
    [] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [x] You own a car racing game.
    [] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
    [] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
    [x] You owned a DS, PS2, PS3, N64, or Sega.
    [] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
    [] You have watched sports on TV.
    [] Gory movies are cool.
    [] You go to your dad for advice.
    [x] You hate drama.
    [] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
    [] You used to collect hockey cards.
    [] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
    [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
    [x] Sports are fun.
    [x] You talk with food in your mouth.
    [] You sleep with your socks on at night.
    [] You have fished at least once.
    Total: 9
    2. My girl side
    [x] You love to shop.
    [x] You wear eyeliner.
    [x] You wear the color pink.
    [x] You go to your mom to talk.
    [x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
    [] You hate wearing the color black.
    [x] You like going to the mall.
    [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
    [x] You like wearing jewelry.
    [] You cried watching The Notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
    [x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
    [x] You don’t like the movie Star Wars.
    [] You are/were in gymnastics.
    [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
    [x] You smile a lot more than you should.
    [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
    [x] You care about what you look like.
    [x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
    [] You like wearing high heel shoes.
    [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
    [x] You like putting make-up on others.
    [] You like being the star of everything.
    Total: 17

  17. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    Life is like a highway.
    If you go down the wrong road, you can always turn around.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:49pm UTC
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Not as bright. Homosexual. Straight. Transgender. Bisexual. Tomboy. Girly girl. Tan skin. Pale skin. Tall. Short.
    nmf
    Beautiful.

  19. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    This summer,
    I really want to lose weight, but I need some motivation. So for every fave, I'll do 10 reps of a jack knife, and for every comment, I'll choose something healthy over something unhealthy (for example, water over Coca Cola, an orange over pretzels, etc.). Please fave or comment, I've tried losing weight for three summers and I'm not gonna give up this time.

  20. daisysplash daisysplash
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    *listening to "Criminal" by Britney Spears*
    Me: Mama, I'm in love with a criminal.
    Mom: WHAT?!
    Me: And this type of love isn't rational, it's physical.
    Mom: *starts crying*
    Me: Mama, please don't cry, I will be all right. All reason aside, I just can't deny, love the guy.
    Mom: *faints*
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Mom...?

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