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Talking to Crush:
Him: hey!
Me:
oh my god oh my god it's you. Oh hey.
Him: What's up?
Me:
I want to kiss your face. And body. OMG YOUR SO HOT. Not much, you?
Him: Hahah same! Wanna hang later?
Me: and make wonderful babies under a tree?
Him:
Me: and eat strawberries and pickles?
Him:
Me: is this anyway to propose to me? why are our clothes on? where is the midget with the ring?
Me: Sounds good..
Him: Cool..
I wonder if she knows I can read minds.

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Talking to Crush: Him: hey! Me: oh my god oh my god it's

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