HannahMellark

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My name is Hannah and I’m nothing like any of you. None of you are like me, either. Why?
Because all of us are different. This may sound totally cliché but it is so true.
I live in Los Angeles, California and I make quotes about the most random things in the world.
I’m sorry if my profile isn’t as spiffed up as most of yours, but I don’t have the skills.
: )

HannahMellark
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:14pm UTC

She asked me how to spell "orange".
mean girls. shall I start a series?

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:10pm UTC

One Direction Rant.
This isn't an angry rant. It's more of a sad one. I'm madly in love with these 5 boys, like every other fan. I'm not a "Directioner" though. Why? Because the lads used to call us "their girls" and I miss that. Then when all of the weirdos joined the fandom who were obsessed with Larry Stylinson and sending hate to Eleanor Danielle and Perrie, the boys realized they needed more of an all around term. I don't want to be a Directioner, I want to be one of their girls again. And speaking of Larry Stylinson, I don't think people realize how far they took it. Harry moved out. Louis and Harry no longer live together because the taunting was so bad. Can you imagine? Having to stop acting like yourself with your best friend because people are accusing you of being gay? Just plain awful.
Here's what I've decided. As much as I love these lads, I don't want to meet them. Not only would I embaress myself to the max, but I'd be too upset. In my mind, I have this whole fairytale where I meet them and one of the lads falls madly and desperatly in love with me. But, it's not even possible. I'm just another girl, I'm nobody special. I don't have any special qualities that will make them remember me, either than the fact I would be blubbering and crying like a fool. So as much as I'm obsessed with these 5 lads, One Direction, it'd be too much of a let down to meet them.
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HannahMellark
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:02pm UTC

Me: If I had a dollar for everytime I'd been called beautiful, I'd have $5.
One Direction: Your welcome.

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:43pm UTC

I saw FramingMatthew's Most Popular Quote Ever and rushed to his page to make sure he had made more quotes.
And a heaviness fell on my chest and I actually started crying,
because he didn't deserve to die.

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Who else remembers Mark Chang?

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:21pm UTC

On The Fairly Odd Parents,
Wandicimo saying "Sexy" was considered bad
*-*

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Mom: Can you clean your room?
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom
Me: I cannot believe you just asked me that.

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Talking to Crush:
Him: hey!
Me: oh my god oh my god it's you. Oh hey.
Him: What's up?
Me: I want to kiss your face. And body. OMG YOUR SO HOT. Not much, you?
Him: Hahah same! Wanna hang later?
Me: and make wonderful babies under a tree?
Him:
Me: and eat strawberries and pickles?
Him:
Me: is this anyway to propose to me? why are our clothes on? where is the midget with the ring?
Me: Sounds good..
Him: Cool.. I wonder if she knows I can read minds.

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:29pm UTC

How To Make A Relationship Last:
Don't let anyone else get in your business

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 4:08pm UTC

I have that feeling in my gut that all of those:
"OMG MY MOM HAS CANCER FAV FOR SUPPORT"
quotes are as real as Babie's boobs.
Just Me?

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Me: Siri, where can I put this dead body?
Siri:
Me:
Siri:
Me:
Siri: There is a dump 5 miles away from you. Here are the directions.
(real)

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 3:27pm UTC

He wrote me letters.
Everyday.
For an entire year.
He just now gave them to me,
and we weren't dating in 75% of those letters.
I love him :)

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Hey I just met you!
And I'm crazy!
I'll find your Facebook!
And stalk you baby!
^__^

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 4:38pm UTC

How much do I cost?
Natural Hair:
[] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[x] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $285
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[x] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $1135
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[x] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far:
$2,135
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color
[] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500
Total: $2,425
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes $0
[] Nope - $1000
[] some- $750
Total: $2,935

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Him
We agreed that on a day we are bored, we will call and get in a car.
And drive.
Nowhere to go.
Nobody to see.
Just drive.
Not get all hot and heavy in the backseat.
Just listen to music, with the windows open, on a nice summer day.
And Drive.
^__^

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Sure, Adele can set fire to the rain...
But Spongebob can make a campfire underwater
nmf

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 4, 2012 1:56pm UTC

Who else thinks Lady Gaga belongs in the Capitol?
☺

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC

The Awkward Moment When
You go in your closet searching for Narnia but find Monsters Inc. instead.

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HannahMellark
posted a quote
April 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC

*home, sick*
Me: Oh hey it's 1:29. 4th period!
Me:
The Clock:
Me:
The Clock:
Me:
The Clock: *tick*
Me: Oh hey it's 1:30. 5th period!

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