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1. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC
   Katniss: The Girl On Fire
   Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
   Bella Swan: The Girl Who Did Nothing
   
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2. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   ‎"There are many of fish in the sea."
   Well, mine got eaten by a shark or got fried into a fish fillet...
   mq
   
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3. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   *Watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
   Some wizard gets killed.
   ~ Me: Oh that's sad
   Dobby dies.
   ~ Me: *crying and wailing WHY DID DOBBY HAVE TO DIE!? *CRYING, BLOWING NOSE
   
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4. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   "At least out loud...,
   I won't say i'm in love."
   - Meg, Hercules♥
   
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5. troubledmentalist
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   August 7, 2012 12:14am UTC
   I looked up One Direction on the Urban dictionary and this is what it said:
   "A british/ irish boyband that makes girls all over the world sexually frustrated and mildly mental.
   Tumblr girls know the most information about these boys, anyone who messes with them will be destroyed. One Directions fans (Directioners) are named 'the deadliest of fandoms'
   they have the power to find out ANYTHING and EVERYTHING
   Louis Tomlinson
   One Direction
   Harry Styles
   Niall Horan
   Liam Payne
   Zayn Malik"
   You got that right ;)
   
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6. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2012 6:54pm UTC
   Guy: Why do you like ONE DIRECTION so much?
   My friend: You should not have asked that! Now it's gonna take forever for her to stop talking!
   
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7. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2012 3:48pm UTC
   Me: Ice cream, i'm going on a diet.
   Ice cream:
   Me:
   Ice cream:
   Me: Yeah, I didn't think it would last either.
   
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8. troubledmentalist
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   July 28, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   Carly Rae Jepsen: "Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number. So call me may-"
   Me: NOOOOOOOOOO! How many times have i told you. NO.
   
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9. troubledmentalist
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 3:27pm UTC
   Girls my age: I haven't had a boyfriend like for 3 months.
   Me: I haven't had a boyfriend like for...EVER.
   :)
   
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10. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Cute boy: I think you're pretty
    Me: *Yells at the pretty girl behind me. HEY! HE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU
    Cute boy: Actuallly i wa-
    Me: Speak no more i will make her accept you.
    Cute boy: *places hand on my shoulder. I really think YOU"RE pretty.
    Me: Well then you must be blinded by my ugliness or something...
    
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11. troubledmentalist
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    July 22, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Im in shape.
    I mean, round is a shape.
    
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12. troubledmentalist
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    June 20, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    "We both forgot about it...
    We both moved on..." he said
    The truth is one person hasn't, and it wasn't him.
    
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13. troubledmentalist
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    June 3, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    SO I WAS ON MY PERIOD....
    I started to cry because a basketball touched me.
    
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14. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    CARPE DIEM
    "seize the day";) (f*ck YOLO)
    
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15. troubledmentalist
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    May 30, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    ONE DAY.....
    I,an 11 year old, would really like to take a Corona beer bottle, fill it with apple juice and drink it in front of the police station.
    
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16. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    OH CRAP...
    ♥ i'm falling for him again
    
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17. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    IF LIAM FEARS SPOONS
    I Wonder How He Feels About SPORKS...
    
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18. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    When You Look Up....
    AND CATCH HIM STARING AT YOU ♥ :)
    
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19. troubledmentalist
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    May 14, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    An Old Man Says "I Don't BIte" and you think:
    "I noticed, you have no teeth left"
    
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20. troubledmentalist
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Friend: Let's play a game called ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR. you start
    Me: I never eat.
    Friend:Dang.... you're good.
    
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