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not ur usual jack and jill
jack and jill went up the hill to some marjuana.
jack got high and dropped his fly and said hey do u wanna. jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. but jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a son.
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not ur usual jack and jill jack and jill went up the hill to

551 faves · 15 comments · Apr 22, 2012 8:44pm

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live_life · 1 decade ago
why do you care how faves this gets... it a parody of the original, LMAO. obviously 563 people like it, it says it up there^ bye.
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irishsgirl · 1 decade ago
I've had that memorized for, like, ever. And it's sad because I don't have the original memorized xD
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acting4life · 1 decade ago
Haaaaaa
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ashleeyHunn · 1 decade ago
asdjkbdjf,! i thought they were bro and sis;D
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yousacutiee6969 · 1 decade ago
.......when men smoke marijuana they have a rather difficult time getting hard so they don't usually bang girls while they're high....js.
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iwillneverforget · 1 decade ago
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high ,unzipped his fly and said hey do you wanna. jill said yes and dropped her dress and they played hanky spanky but stupid jill forgot the pill and out popped little franky
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teresecouturexx · 1 decade ago
Ew!
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Loveyouskater11 · 1 decade ago
why does thishave almost 500 faves lol
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xoMentToBe · 1 decade ago
Old xD
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bookmark3005 · 1 decade ago
you forgot the word get
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
lol my friend told me this

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δΌ€* · 1 decade ago
LOL! my names Jill.. :)
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alexxx · 1 decade ago
LOL
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musicismylife11 · 1 decade ago
My friend sang this to me last year but I was like u did not make that up
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AshlynMareeMuse · 1 decade ago
jack & jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana,
jack got hight & dropped his fly & said hey do you wanna?
jill said yes & dropped her dress & jack came towards her.
i dont know what they did but theycame back with a daughter :P
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