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yousacutiee6969

Status: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep wiff me? ;)

Member Since: 21 Dec 2011 08:35pm

Last Seen: 20 Jan 2016 06:45pm

Birthday: July 2

Gender: F

user id: 253957

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My name's Miranda, I'm 17 years young and I'm a noob to witty:P 7-2-95, Green eyes, brown hair, 5'6", single:D. Indiana<3 Cheerleading<3 My favorite color is clear, my favorite number is 0, and I have absolutely no personality. swagg;) Comment, i <3 making friends:D
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  1. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your boyfriend tells the dentist to be careful
    b e c a u s e y o u g a g e a s i l y.
    nmf

  2. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I force my dog to watch
    animal abuse commercials,
    J u s t s o h e k n o w s h o w g o o d h e h a s i t .
    nmf

  3. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    I'm a leader, not a follower
    Unless we're in a dark place...
    T h e n s c r e w t h a t , y o u ' r e g o i n g f i r s t .
    nmf

  4. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Name your ipod ' Titanic ',
    Plug it into the computer,
    ' Titanic is syncing ',
    Press cancel,
    feel like a hero.

  5. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I've Come to the Conclusion
    That Dryer Lint is Just the Cremated
    R e m a i n s o f a l l M y M i s s i n g S o c k s .
    nmf

  6. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    Answers.com
    Resolved Question
    Can I eat my period?
    Girls only plzz answer!! Yesterday I was really hungry and my dad was gone. I also
    had my period so I scooped some of it up and put it in my mouth and ate it. I really
    liked the taste, is that bad, cause now I'm going to gobble up my period every time it
    happens. Is it unhealthy? Thanks.
    I've lost all hope for humanity.

  7. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Fell Off The Bed.
    Face First.
    10 S t i t c h e s .
    Huge Scar On Forehead.
    T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
    M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
    nmf

  8. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    When you're feeling down
    Like Everyone Is Against You,
    J u s t R e m e m b e r,
    Nationwide is on your side!
    : )
    nmf

  9. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    In Every Scary Movie,
    The victim is like,
    " H e l l o ? "
    As if the killer is gonna say,
    " Y e a h I ' m i n t h e k i t c h e n, w a n t a s a n d w i c h? "
    nmf

  10. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    When someone says,
    "I'm not book smart,
    I'm street smart."
    All I hear is,
    "I'm not real smart,
    I'm imaginary smart."

  11. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Hey I just
    met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your father
    So join me maybe?
    Format by Breeze
    nmq

  13. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I don't need to flirt,
    I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

  14. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    ♥ You can't buy happiness
    but you can buy ice cream.
    And that's pretty much the same thing.♥

  15. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I am a princess. All girls are.
    Even if they live in tiny old attics,
    Even if they dress in rags,
    Even if they aren't pretty, or smart, or young.
    They're still princesses.

  16. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    The Voice
    There is a voice inside of you
    That whispers all day long
    "I feel that this is right for me,
    I know that this is wrong"
    No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
    Or wise man can decide
    What's right for you--Just listen to
    The voice that speaks inside.

  17. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Maybe it's Maybelline
    ...Maybe it's photoshop. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf

  18. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    What If;
    You Woke Up Today
    With Only The Things
    You Thanked God For
    Yesterday?

  19. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Alice: This is impossible.
    The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.

  20. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    The Mad Hatter: Am I mad?
    Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
    But I'll tell you a secret: All best people are.

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