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kekelover1234

1. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 10:24am UTC
   the next time an unknown number call say this: Joe's whorehouse you got the dough we got the hoe...
   
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2. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 12:16am UTC
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3. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 6:21pm UTC
   help me understand my teacher's logic
   *class talks*
   teacher: class pay attention
   *class still talks*
   me: *yells* hush guys let the teacher teach gosh
   *the class goes silent*
   teacher: *yells at me* Marissa why are you yelling get out the class
   me: but i was-
   teacher:*yells* get out now!!
   me:..... *whispers* i'm getting out because Y.O.L.O...
   
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4. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 9:43am UTC
   loving someone who doesnt love you
   back is like waiting for a ship at the airport
   
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5. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 8:05am UTC
   ohmygosh today is like totally my birthday ohmygosh!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 9:30pm UTC
   Fail
   (F) first
   (A)attempt
   (I) in
   (L)learning
   
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7. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:13am UTC
   rememer this
   C.O.O.L
   (conspated over-weighed outshined loser)
   gosh we used to be
   
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8. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:09am UTC
   remember this
   J.E.R.K
   (junior educated rich kid)
   
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9. kekelover1234
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2012 8:06am UTC
   boy: i'm a loser
   girl:no you're not
   boy: yes and do you know why
   girl:you're not but why
   boy:because i didnt win your heart...
   
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10. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 10:45am UTC
    M.I.L.F
    (Man I Love Fridays)
    
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11. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:50am UTC
    y.o.l.o
    is not to make an a$$ of yourself
    its to do something with your life
    
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12. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 9:43am UTC
    i know we just met and all that
    but i think you would look
    so much better if
    your lips were
    on mine's
    
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13. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    today's my 2 month annivasry!!!
    can i have at least have
    8 favs :)
    
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14. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Suck my imangary d!ck
    (is what i would love to tell my teacher)
    
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15. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Lshmsfoaidmt=
    laughing so hard
    my sambrero falls off
    and i drop my
    taco :)
    
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16. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Does every girl wanna be kissed in the rain? Or is it just
    me...
    
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17. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:53am UTC
    "are you talking back to me?"
    "yes,mom thats how a conversation works."
    
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18. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:48am UTC
    you talk so much s h i t
    i dont know to wether give you
    a breath mint or some
    toilet paper
    
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19. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 9:45am UTC
    never tell you
    problems to just anyone.
    20% don't care and
    the other 80% are
    glad you have them
    
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20. kekelover1234
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    you make me wish i had more middle fingers!!
    
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