Witty Profiles
Management: Guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
Paul: Hell-
Liam: Baby sitter? I thought I was.
Louis: It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
Paul: Very nice to meet you lads.
Louis: -whispers- Keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at Harry-
Paul: -looks at Harry-
Harry: Hi! -innocent smile-
Paul: Why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
Zayn: Hey I'm Zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it
Paul: It's very nic-
Zayn: Wait, no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
Paul: Um okay.
Zayn: Girls love my hair.
Paul: You have very nice hair.
Zayn: I already know that.
Niall: Hey mate. The names Niall.
Liam: Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
Niall: Is that Nando's you got there?
Liam: I'm Daddy Direction, what is this mahogany?
Harry: Damn check out that chick!
Paul: Harry, that's my wife?
Harry: How old is she?
Louis: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Zayn: Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, I can't see my whole face.
Niall: I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
Paul: What did I sign up for?
401 faves · 15 comments · Apr 14, 2012 8:07am
FreakinAwesome
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1 decade ago
Imma Bradford bad boy XDDDD Oh Zayn
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MyWittyProfile
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1 decade ago
lawlz.
This is amazayn
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keelster
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1 decade ago
you know something like that happened
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xoxofayexoxo
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1 decade ago
sooooooo funny! :)
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jasmine *
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1 decade ago
♥♥♥!!
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pineapplebaby34
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1 decade ago
A+++++++++++++++
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niccas98
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1 decade ago
stop. i'm peeing. i met them & paul. unf, they're just so.. idk. fbjd
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Nataliee123
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1 decade ago
"You have very nice hair." "I already know that" OMG THIS IS A++++
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iloveyou713
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1 decade ago
you forgot to add carrots !!!!!!!!!!!!
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collapse*
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1 decade ago
LMAO where did u get this from?
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mireunlove15
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1 decade ago
paul probably thinks "geez what do all these directioners see in these boys" haha!
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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
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1 decade ago
OMFG. THIS IS SO FUNNY :L i spat my coke all over my laptop :L ahaha Zayn :3
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The_Drama_Girl
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1 decade ago
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
I love that
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tomboygirl
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAH THIS HAS 2 BE A TOP QUOTE LOOL
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SkyBluexxx · 1 decade ago
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I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!❤