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Hi there (: My name is Teodora but call me Teddy (: I'm 13 and I live in Dubai and I'm pretty much in love with One Direction (: Check out my quotes follow me I will follow back (: Byebye

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posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:22am UTC

Hey I just met you
And your f*cking crazy
But here's my wallet
Just don't kill me maybe?
My quote.

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posted a quote
May 23, 2012 10:22am UTC

Zayn: I love Perrie
Liam: I love Danielle
Louis: I love Eleanor
Harry: I like older women
Niall: …
Me:
Niall:
Me:
Niall: I love food…
Me: Me to bro. Let’s be a couple

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posted a quote
May 22, 2012 7:17am UTC

Me: Oh look I got a bruise
Bruise:
Me: I’m going to name you Lee
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me:
Bruise:
Me :
Bruise :
Me : Bruise Lee

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posted a quote
May 21, 2012 11:55am UTC

All This time ♥
You were pretending
So much for my happy ending

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posted a quote
May 20, 2012 12:06pm UTC

Me: Your skin is perfectly tanned year round
Me: You wear jean jackets and tight colorful pants
Me: You obnoxiouslyflirt with your bandmates
Me: And you have the a*s of a Kardashian
Me: I know what you are…
Louis Tomlinson: Say it. Say it out loud.
Me : Homosexual.

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posted a quote
May 18, 2012 5:31am UTC

Five year old: LALALALALALALA *breaks plates*
Mom: Aw he’s so cute
Me: Hey Mom
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS TALKING TO ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE AND HAVING A ATTITUDE!!!

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posted a quote
May 14, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Me: Okay that’s it I’m going to log off Witty and do something else with my life
Me: *Logs off Witty*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: HEY I know I’ll just call my best friend that I haven’t talked to in 2 years!
Me: *Calls her*
Me:
Me:
Me: OMG heyyyy long time no talk!!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh you moved to Mexico? Since when?
Me: Oh…K…Bye…
Me:
Me:
Me: Forever alone.
Me:
Me:
Me: Eh whatever *Logs back on Witty*

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posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:52am UTC

Mirror on the wall here we are again, through
my rise and fall you've been my only friend
You told that they can understand the man I am. So why are we talking to each other again? ♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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posted a quote
May 12, 2012 4:35am UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
Some people say that we're not perfect
but some people say that we are perfect. ♥
comment if you think that everyone is perfect. Fave if you think nobodys perfect but that everyone is still beautiful <3

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posted a quote
May 11, 2012 12:19pm UTC

In the car with future kids:
Radio: Okay, we’re going back to 2011!! *WMYB tune starts playing
Me: OH MY GOD THIS IS MY JAM!!!! YOU’RE INSECURE, DON’T KNOW WHAT FOR!!
One of my kids: Moooom, I don’t like this song. It’s annoying.
Me: *Stops car and looks at kids* WHO SAID THAT? WAS IT YOU, LARRY?
Larry: No mom! It was Niam!!
Me: NIAM?!
Niam: No mom! It was Zirror!
Me: ZIRROR?!
Zirror: it wasn’t me! It was Larry!
Me: Okay, that’s it. Get out.
All three: WHAT?!
Me: I SAID GET OUT! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HATING ON YOUR FATHERS!

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posted a quote
May 10, 2012 1:09am UTC

Me: Hey I just met you
Me: And this is crazy
Me: But here’s my number
Me: So call me, beep me if you wanna reach me

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posted a quote
May 7, 2012 3:46am UTC

Mom: Oh I never have to worry about my daughter getting pregnant she just sits on that computer all day.
Me: One Direction get me pregnant daily
Mom: ….
Me: ….

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posted a quote
May 7, 2012 3:42am UTC

Computer: WhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRhhhhHHHRRrrrRR
Me: Shh it’s okay

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posted a quote
May 7, 2012 3:40am UTC

Someone: Unfollows
Me: Now you’re just somebody I used to know

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posted a quote
May 7, 2012 3:02am UTC

The only words in Harry Styles’ vocabulary:
Basically
You know
Foh oohz
Like
Uhm
Hi
Harry Styles
Get along well
Really
Massive

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posted a quote
May 6, 2012 4:10am UTC

Niall Horan: I’m not hot
Me: What
Liam Payne: What
Directioners: What
Demi Lovato: What
Ireland: What
My Mom: What
Justin Bieber: What
Nando’s: What
Michelle Obama: What
Simon Cowell : What
The Universe : What

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posted a quote
April 30, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Interviewer: Describe yourself naked in three words
Harry Styles: A bit disappointing
Me: What
My mom: What
My dog: What
Zayn Malik: What
Paul Higgins: What
My pet rock: What
Obama: What
Oprah: What
Africa: What
Planet earth: What
Jesus: What
Caroline Flack: What
Louis Tomlinson: What

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posted a quote
April 25, 2012 11:59pm UTC

British: One Dye-rection
Americans: One Der-ection
Aussies: One Da-rection
Chinese: Wan Da-re-shun
Irish: Wander-action

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posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:24am UTC

Person: I hate the Hunger games.
-Cannon fires-

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posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:15am UTC

Mom: I want you to clean your room!!
Me: WELL I WANT TO MEET ONE DIRECTION BUT WE DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT DO WE?! NO.

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