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I was late to school on Friday

The guy on the 'late sheet'

before me put:


"Saving the world."


as his excuse, so I wrote

"Destroying the world."

as mine. I came in later to

find the next person had wrote



"Innocent bystander."


IT WAS EPIC.

I love my school
.





 

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I was late to school on Friday The guy on the 'late sheet'

2365 faves · 24 comments · Feb 12, 2012 7:35pm

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Atira · 1 decade ago
I LUVVV THIS I WOUKLD PROBLY TOOOTALY REUSE THIS IF IT WERE ONLY POSSIBLE!AHAHA
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frazergirl · 1 decade ago
I absolutely Love this :D!
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/5168482
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bluexeyedxblondiex · 1 decade ago
yeah... this is from MLIA sooo....
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Thewittygirl · 1 decade ago
mila.
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SpiderWomen123 · 1 decade ago
thats amazing
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dazaghaswag · 1 decade ago
This quote has been in the top 24 hrs for 24 hr and 5 mins!!! What a rebel!!!
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mandyarro · 1 decade ago
mlia ftw!(:
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chakalakalaka34 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha i saw this somewhere else but its still hilarious
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AelisRicci · 1 decade ago
MLIA
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maslover · 1 decade ago
I think this is honestly my favorite quote ever:D
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itsnickipewpyo · 1 decade ago
Omg hahaha.♥
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DanBan1684 · 1 decade ago
MLIA
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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong · 1 decade ago
Hahaha this isn't your story ive seen it like 10 other times on here. but i like it still (:
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MissyLizzie · 1 decade ago
Enrolling at your school......
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swimgurrl · 1 decade ago
that made my day.♥ what school do you go to.? i wanna go there.♥
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just another asian* · 1 decade ago
this made me laugh like a maniac in my school library! I almost got kicked out though, until my teacher found out it was witty and she let me stay XD
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angiecee22 · 1 decade ago
This made my life better . lol
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Matea2707 · 1 decade ago
This made my day :) HAHHAHAHA
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ThatsIt · 1 decade ago
haha! epic! I so wanna go to your school! ;)
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pikachu-farts* · 1 decade ago
Phahaha lmao XDi would get killed if i did that at my school... then again, i would out someone elses name ;)
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