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NikkiLizzie1311

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hey guys! so my names nikki and i am 17 years young, currently single, sports are my life, and thats about it. if you want to get to know me, great! leave me a comment but please, no hate.
<3
"my idea of sexy is that less is more. the less you reveal, the more people can wonder."
-Emma Watson

 


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  1. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Preschool- Stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
    School-Tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
    High School-Tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
    College/University-Tell you it's a lot harder in the "real world".
    "Real World" Job-Sit behind a desk and don't break anything.

  2. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    friend: yo mamas so nasty even Voldemort wont say her name
    me: yo mamas so ugly that when she was born the doctor screamed "riddikulus!"
    friend:yo mamas so fat that her patronus is a cake
    me: yo mamas so old she babysat Dumbledore
    friend: yo mamas so ugly that when the basilisk saw her IT dropped dead
    me:yo mamas so nasty that even Dobby wouldnt take her sock
    friend: yo mamas so fat when she looked into the mirror of Erised she saw a ham

  3. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Putting you iPod on shuffle........
    "not this one." "Or this one.""BINGO!!!"
    ~(','~) (~',')~ \(','\) (/',')/

  4. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Dear Twilight fans,
    Let's do some math! Harry Potter > Voldemort. Voldemort > Cedric Diggory. Cedric Diggory = Edward Cullen. Therefore, Harry Potter > Edward Cullen.
    Sincerely, Harry Potter is better.
    format by jimmy365

  5. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Carl
    I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes saying ayo I ordered mayo.
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Katie
    I throw my skittles in the air sometimes saying ayo taste the rainbow!
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Joe
    I throw my homework in the air sometimes saying ayo I'll take a zero!
    9 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Haley
    I run from natives on the beach sometimes saying ayo I'm Jack Sparrow
    9 minutes ago · Like Comment
    Trey
    I throw my spanish in the air sometimes saying ayo no comprendo!
    8 minutes ago · Like Comment

  6. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    LiFE.
    On the first day, God created the dog andsaid:'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes along.
    For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
    The dog said: '20 years ? That's a long time to be barking.
    How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
    So God agreed.
    On the second day, God created the monkeyandsaid: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
    The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
    That's a pretty long time to perform the same tricks.
    How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
    And God agreed.
    On the third day, God created the cow
    andsaid:
    'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
    The cow said: '60 years? That's a long time for such a tough life that you want me to live. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
    And God agreed again.
    On the fourth day, God created humans
    andsaid:
    'Eat, sleep, play, be merry, marry, and enjoy your life.
    For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
    But the human said: 'Only twenty years, that’s not much time to enjoy life? Since they aren’t going to be using them, couldn’t you possibly give me my twenty years, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back too; that makes eighty in all, okay?'
    'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
    So that is why for our first twenty years as humans we eat, sleep, play, make merry and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
    Life has now been explained to you.

  7. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
    Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.
    formt by jimmy365

  8. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    *Makes milk shake*
    *Sadly looks at yard*

  9. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    So I heard you like bad boys
    yeaah...
    Well not trying to impress you or anything, but I can swim without floaties ;)
    nmq/f

  10. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Boy:I want to be a super hero. Guess my name.
    Girl:I don't know. Super man? Bat man?
    Boy:Your man.
    h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

  11. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Maybe you shoud read the instruct- "NAHHHH i got this!"

  12. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    1 new message:
    Runs for phone,
    jumps over sofa,
    runs marathon,
    swims Atlantic Ocean,
    grabs phone.
    From Mom: "hi."
    format by jimmy365

  13. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    L.S.H.M.S.F.O.A.I.D.M.T.
    =
    Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco
    >>happens all the time<<

  14. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    DEAR DREAMS,
    Please stop ending at the good parts!
    Sincerly, I was riding a stegosaurus...

  15. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

  16. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    *Police banging on the door*
    Them:"Open up, this is the police!"
    Me: "Whats the password?!?!"
    Them:"Open Sesame."
    Me: "Dangg itt..."
    *Opens the door.*

  17. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    If people are trying to bring you
    DOWN
    it just means that you are
    ABOVE
    them.

  18. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Me: What's the first thing you notice when you look at another girl?
    Him: They aren't you.
    <3
    nmq/f

  19. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    ANYONE
    who says words dont hurt you, has clearly never been hit by a dictionary.
    nmq/f

  20. NikkiLizzie1311 NikkiLizzie1311
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    How could you?? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Oh, sorry Dad. That was meant for Jim.
    Oh.
    On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?
    nmq/f

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