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5 most common lies ever told by teenagers:

1.) "Seriously, I don't like anyone."
2.) "Everything's fine, Mom/Dad."
3.) "Can't. I'm doing homework."
4.) 'I have read and agreed to the terms of use.'
5.) 'I am sure that I am over 18 and understand that this website contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors.'


 

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246 faves · 2 comments · Apr 2, 2011 3:40pm

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afowler14 · 1 decade ago
hahaha(:

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AmyElizzabeth · 1 decade ago
#5 ftw haha
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