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Juaniiinhaa

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Member Since: 16 Feb 2011 05:08pm

Last Seen: 18 Mar 2017 01:05pm

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  1. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    guys, sombody help me. I need to pick a book to buy today and I just can't choose. Do you guys gave any opinion to me? please!

  2. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    So Witty
    i need your help!
    so, my birthday is on September 19th, but I have no idea
    of what to do on my birthday with my friends. I
    though in a sleepover, but I can't have one, so ...
    Any more ideas?
    format credit to beingstronggx3

  3. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    hi guys !!
    so, my birthday is on 19th September and I will have a birthday party. My parents won't let me have a sleepover, so I don't know what to do with my friends at my birthday. any ideas?

  4. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    So, the other day
    me and my family went to a fair and there was one of that games where you can win a prize. my cousin won the game. what he said?
    "which one of the teddys you think my girlfriend will like the most?"
    he cared about his girlfriend, even though she wasn't even there.
    fave if you think this is absolutely adorable.
    format credit to: sarahboox3

  5. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:22pm UTC
    -------------------------
    and here to Steve,
    THANK YOU ♥
    --------------------------

  6. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    I may not be that skinny,
    but I eat.
    I may not look that pretty,
    but I don't use make up.
    I may not be popular,
    but my legs still closed.
    I may be called a nerd,
    but one day I will be earning money with dignity.
    I may not have so many friends as you,
    but the ones I have are real.
    I may not be 'cool',
    but I don't drink or take drugs.
    and vomit in public because of it.
    the differences between you and me?
    once I find someone, it would be for the REAL me, and not because of what I look outside.
    &
    you're a b*tch
    and I'm an ordinary teenager.

  7. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    I drown you, you drown me
    Barney died on the sea
    He went to water but didn't know swim
    But nobody will miss him.

  8. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    FAKE FRIENDS: Don't ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'man... That was awesome!' .
    FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
    REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall over.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout ' PILE ON! '.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will fave it.
    FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did !!
    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

  9. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    if your heart was really broken, you would be dead,
    so shut up.
    and smile (:
    nmq

  10. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    if your heart was really broken, you would be dead,
    so shut up.
    and smile (:
    nmq

  11. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    I lost my number,
    can I get yours?
    nmq

  12. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    I didn't loose my mind,
    I sold it on E-Bay

    nmq

  13. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    My letter is D
    Something I like: dinossaurs
    Something I don't: diseases
    Something i love: desserts
    Something i think is dangerous: death
    Fav and i will give you a letter too :D
    *** I will post it on your profile under comments ***

  14. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    If I were a Disney Princess, I'd be Pocahontas ♥
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead
    [ x ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [ x ] You love to dress up
    [ x ] You love animals
    [ x ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [] Your mom is really strict
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [ x ] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL:5
    Belle:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [ x ] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [] You have done volunteer work
    [ x ] You have a wild imagination
    [] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL:2
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [ x ] You are very clever
    [ x ] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [ x ] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [ x ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [ x ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [ x ] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [ x ] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    []Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL:7
    Ariel
    [ x ] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    []You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [ x ] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [ x ] You collect something
    [ x ]You have/had long, hair
    [ x ] You have/had a pet fish
    [] You’re extremely curious
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    TOTAL:4
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [] You’ve almost been killed
    [] You have at least seven good friends
    [ x ] You’ve had food poisoning
    [] You have/had short hair
    [ x ] You get along with almost everyone
    [ x ] All of your friends are different
    [ x ] You love to have a good time
    [] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL:4
    Mulan:
    [ x ] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [ x ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [ x ]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [ x ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [] You have/had considered running away from home
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [] a lot of your friends are boys
    [ x ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [ x ] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL:6
    Aurora
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [] You almost died at a very young age
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    []You have a decent singing voice
    [ x ] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [] You’re adopted
    [ x ] You’re very romantic
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL:2
    Pocahontas
    [ x ] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [] You are more spiritual than religious
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [ x ] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [ x ] Your parents are very protective of you
    [ x ] Someone you know has been in war
    [ x ]You love nature
    [ x ] You have/had black hair
    [ x ] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [ x ] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 8
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)

  16. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Awesome facts #17
    Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.

  17. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    Awesome facts #16
    The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

  18. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    Awesome facts #15
    Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive.

  19. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Awesome facts #14
    By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

  20. Juaniiinhaa Juaniiinhaa
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Awesome facts #13
    Each day, more than $40 trillion dollars changes hands worldwide.

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