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afowler14

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Member Since: 10 Mar 2011 10:12pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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  1. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:13pm UTC
    At first I was jealous, but then I realized she was ugly.

  2. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Relationships are like fat people;
    most of them don't work out..
    -no offense to anybody!

  3. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    My head says,
    "Who cares?"
    But then my heart whispers,
    "You do, stupid..."

  4. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:20pm UTC
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  5. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Clean up your act. Your story's getting dusty. Wash out your mouth, your lies are getting rusty.

  6. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    Girl meets boy.
    Girl falls hard.
    Boy doesn't even stumble.

  7. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    What did one saggy boob say to the other?
    "We'd better perk up or people will think we're nuts! "
    ; )

  8. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    Trip over love, you can get up.
    Fall in love and you fall forever.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  9. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Dear Egnslih tecaehr,
    Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, hmauns are albe to raed the wrod?
    Sincerely,
    slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat.

  10. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 1:43pm UTC
    Sarcasm helps keep me from telling people what I really think of them.

  11. afowler14 afowler14
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    April 2, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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    5 most common lies ever told by teenagers:
    1.) "Seriously, I don't like anyone."
    2.) "Everything's fine, Mom/Dad."
    3.) "Can't. I'm doing homework."
    4.) 'I have read and agreed to the terms of use.'
    5.) 'I am sure that I am over 18 and understand that this website contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors.'

  12. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    Useless Facts That Nobody Cares About #2:
    A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

  13. afowler14 afowler14
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 11:08pm UTC
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