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AmyElizzabeth

1. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 11:47pm UTC
   This one time, my mom said:
   "
   Shut the door&turn the lights off
   and I sang back:
   "I wanna be with you, I wanna feel
   your love"
   My mom was like WTF
   
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2. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   Picking up my kid from school in 25 years
   Me: Ay shawty, legggo qurl.
   kid: omg mom not this again
   Me:stop being a hater. yolo.
   Kid: You're embarassing me.
   Me: #swag.
   
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3. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   March 17, 2012 1:32am UTC
   Every time I get a crush on someone
   I just remember that I'm ugly
   and that they will never like me
   so I just stop
   
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4. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2012 6:32pm UTC
   "____ went from being in a relationship to
   being single"
   EXCELLENT.
   
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5. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2012 10:12pm UTC
   Yes, I am going to be single on Valentine's Day
   No, I do not think it's a big deal
   
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6. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   Me: I'm finally happy.
   Life: lol no just wait
   
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7. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 10:23pm UTC
   I wish Pokemon battle music played whenever I ran into someone I don't like.
   
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8. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 9:35pm UTC
   I think I'm going to like Detox Weekend :)
   
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9. AmyElizzabeth
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   I hate it when girls complain about having all these guys chasing them.
   I'd be so happy if a guy even talked to me.
   
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10. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Screw it.
    I'll just buy myself chocolates for Valentine's Day.
    
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11. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Guy: *makes eye contact*
    Guy: *looks away*
    Me: "Never mind, I'll find someone like you.."
    
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12. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    *food hits the floor*
    Germs: Let's go get it!
    King Germ: No! We must wait 5 seconds.
    
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13. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    : ♡♡♡
    I wonder if
    anyone thinks of me
    when they can't
    fall asleep at night
    Format by Macy
    
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14. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Me: I'm going to go on a diet.
    Food: LOL NO.
    ©FunkyMonkeyFormats
    
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15. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    DORA:
    Having more freedom
    than teenagers.
    FunkyMonkeyFormats
    
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16. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    Last night, I lay in my bed
    looking up at the stars in the
    sky and I thought to myself..
    "Where did the
    ceiling go?"
    
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17. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:09am UTC
    I wish love was like volleyball..
    You'd call 'mine'
    and everyone would back off.
    
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18. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:02am UTC
    Yeah, Goodbyes are hard.
    But who said hellos are easy?
    
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19. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:43am UTC
    I just feel like I'll never get over you.
    Ever.
    
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20. AmyElizzabeth
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 12:05am UTC
    I kind of
    wish none of it
    had ever happened
    Format by Macy
    
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