Quotes added on Wednesday, September 2 2015

Fat Amy*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 12:10am UTC

Everything is blue
His pills, his hands, his jeans
And now I'm covered in the colors
Pulled apart at the seams
And it's blue
And it's blue
Everything is grey
His hair, his smoke, his dreams
And now he's so devoid of color
He don't know what it means
And he's blue
And he's blue

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Amenah
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 12:51am UTC

TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(as requested in q/7053680)
1. I have a tradition of using purple toothbrushes.
2. I drink my coffee black. The worse my mood, the more bitter it'll be. A sugar cube means a good day.
3. I will walk around the house with your hoodie, a blanket, and a quilt, and you will deal with it.
4. No situation is too awkward to crack bad sexual jokes. Never bring a partner home. I will humiliate the both of you; it's how I show affection.
5. If you catch me cackling at cartoons at four in the morning, don't bring it up at breakfast. Odds are I'm too tired and grumpy for your shxt, and I will glare at you until one of us has to leave.
6. Speaking of which, just because I'm looking at you and not smiling doesn't mean I'm glaring. I just have sharp eyes. I'm not glaring at you. I'm not glaring at you.
7. I will come and flop on your bed and moan until you pay attention to me.
8. I will leave dinosaur and space nerd stuff all over the place and get genuinely furious when you try to touch it.
9. I will pretend I can cook. You will have to do damage control. And lie and tell me I did a good job.
10. I'm pain-in-the-axs obnoxious about 'my seat' at the kitchen table.
11. Yes, I need twenty bottles in the shower. No, I won't use one at the time. Variety is the spice of life, okay.
12. I'll make a big deal of the little puff of steam the kettle makes after you pour a hot drink, and tell you to shut up if you teasingly point it out.
13. Sometimes I start crying late at night and will stubbornly refuse to tell you why in the morning.
14. I snack on biscuits at 2am. Hide your stash.
15. Listening to dark secrets, giving advice, and comforting people as they cry is one of my secret talents.
16. It will take me a long time to tell you I don't know where the bus station is. A lot of patience is required with peopele this stubborn.
17. I will eat the leftovers. Always.
18. I love comfortable silences and hanging upside down off the sofa. Best served together.
19. I'm an insecure little shxt and will probably ask you monthly 'do you want to move out? You hate living with me, it's okay, I know.'
20. I have to sing Yellow Flicker Beat by Lorde to psyche myself up before I rip off a wax strip. Don't laugh at me or I'll end you.

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Amenah
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 3:25am UTC

xix.
mine. mine. m i n e .

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peaceinpieces
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 4:04am UTC

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
The days are long,
but the years are short,
she realized.
Time is passing, and I'm not focusing enough
on the things that really matter.
-- The Happiness Project

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Princelect*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 5:47am UTC

CAREER MANAGEMENT:
Know which direction the world is heading -
This will enable you know which career to
pursue. This is the only solution to mass
unemployment, because you only have a career
when your idea is in high demand.
Career management is more of having an idea
that matches available opportunities.

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 7:03am UTC

there's never been a moment more beautiful than the moment his hand touched mine for the first time

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Dreamz
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 9:49am UTC

Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing,
are the same.

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Dreamz
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 9:54am UTC

Relations are like stapler pins.
Easy to attach, but
Very hard to detach.
Even if the pin is removed,
It always leaves a mark.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 10:47am UTC

TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(as requested in q/7053680)
1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now it's fine on the desk chair.
2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for me to drag my sorry axss out of bed.
3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you.
4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone.
5. I can't cook for sh/t.
6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit every time.
7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES I CAN'T SEE.
8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I never will again.
9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week. It's because I'm from Florida.
10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog.
11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about it.
12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I don't know why.
13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the midafternoon.
14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your point???
15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I don't know what you want me to do about it.
16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me.
17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra. Everything is in my bra.
18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment complex and call you to my rescue at some point.
19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at once out to the trash.
20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.

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I am single but crushing!!*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 11:10am UTC

If you loved me then you would care.

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tweedle dee*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 11:16am UTC

I'm trying to live in a world of black and white when in reality we all
live in a world filled with different shades of grey

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Steve
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 11:18am UTC

Comment a link to a quote with your favorite format.
I will add the format as a button in the new quote editor.
Think of it like an instragram filter for words.

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pirateslifeforme*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 12:19pm UTC

I always ask myself will this darker cloud make me stronger now?I always ask myself, will it go away"-random song in my head idk what it is

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 12:30pm UTC

It's does not happen overnight but a nap will do

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ThnksfrthMizBiz
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 12:33pm UTC

responsibilities are going to hunt me down

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 1:31pm UTC

TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(as requested in q/7053680)
1. I take lone night walks. Some nights I'm gone for forty-five minutes. Some nights I'm gone for two hours. But if I'm gone for longer than three, send a search party.
2. I play too many instruments, and will try to fit them all together somewhere. Otherwise they'll be lonely! :(
3. I only use my gluten-free diet to my own benefit. Don't wanna eat that? I'm gluten-free. Otherwise, give me gluten.
4. But it makes me sick and my skin /wretched/ so sometimes I try to stick to it, but also soMETIMES I WANT BREAD THAT DOESN'T HAVE THE TEXTURE OF SHXT.
5. I have a carrot onesie that I will wear. Every movie night.
6. Sometimes I have this thing called sensory overload, and please, p l e a s e do not touch me during this. Or turn on the lights. I might freak out and run away and get hurt (and I have finally learned that my safety matters). It's like a panic attack that every sense adds to every second my mind processes something external. I promise I don't hate you.
7. Anyone you want can come 'round, at any time. Unless I'm in the shower.
8. I love YouTube. I l o v e Y o u T u b e. It's one half of my support system. The other half is my basketball shoes--they were BUILT for my ankles, you know?
9. I play video games when I'm upset, and when I'm happy, and when I'm completely numb. I really like it when you watch me.
10. I will sort the laundry. I will wash the laundry. I will transfer the laundry from the washer to the drier. BUT I WILL NOT FOLD THE LAUNDRY. (Unless you do a terrible job, and then I will refold the laundry.)
11. I go on rants about gender norms regularly. Bear with me. Even better, add and agree!
12. I watch Wizard of Oz a lot, and it makes me super emotional. I don't know why. And I know a lot about the making of and the actors and story and such. Don't make fun of me. Or Judy Garland. I will end you.
13. I don't cry. Sad movie? Nope. Favorite book stolen? Nope. Breakup? Nope. Death in the family? Probably not. Punched in the nose? Maybe.
14. Birthdays are a big thing.
15. My nightmares can get really bad, and sometimes I'll sit/lay down on the floor by your bed to feel better. But I won't ever wake you up.
16. If you're dating an axshole, I will tell you.
17. I wear boxers. Shorts, briefs, whatever. Not always with decent coverage. Sxck it up, buttercup. I have great legs.
18. I'm OCD. I really am. But I've trained myself not to mess with YOUR stuff. And I need affirmation about that because it is /so/ hard.
19. I'll cook for you. I'll bake for you too, if I don't eat everything first.
20. I'll always be bugging you about getting a bunny. I just want a fxcking bunny.

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BellaZoia
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 2:29pm UTC

HEY GUYS GO CHECK OUT MY FIRST COVER ON YOUTUBE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN4vPRbTKnc
OR
type: Bella Zoia in the search bar!
MANY MORE TO COME!!!
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE AND FOLLOW THE INSTAGRAM PAGE INFO IS IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!

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Draconequus*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 2:48pm UTC

i w i l l n o t a p o l o g i z e

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seafoam*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 3:08pm UTC

TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(as requested in q/7053680)
1. Ice cream must be in the freezer at all times.
2. I take several naps throughout the day. I swear I was a cat in my last life.
3. Except I'm not as agile as a cat and am prone to dropping and breaking shxt, especially glass.
4. I like to hang upside down from the couch.
5. No movie makes me cry like a Disney movie.
6. I don't wear tampons. If we run out of pads, bxtch, you better go to the store and get some ASAP. Aunt Flo can't wait.
7. I'll walk around in only a t-shirt and underwear any time I feel like it (and I always feel like it).
8. Don't talk to me when I'm reading or have my headphones on. If you do either expect a snarky response (or no response at all).
9. I love country music. Get over it.
10. Don't let dirty dishes or clothes accumulate. I'll scream.
11. Pretty much all I drink is brewed tea, and it has to be cold. Like my heart.
12. I put bologna in my scrambled eggs.
13. I'm hopeless with potted plants. Always kill them.
14. Same with fish. We won't have either.
15. You'll get used to the Harry Potter obsession. Or, better yet, share it.
16. I'm a chronic midnight snacker, which means frequent trips from the bedroom to the kitchen and a failed attempt to be quiet every time.
17. Ask before you borrow any of my shxt.
18. We have to keep a large supply of conditioner. I go through a bottle faster than you can say thick hair don't care.
19. I let my hair air dry after a wash, and I strongly resemble a male lion. And only I am allowed to say so.
20. If you snore, forget everything above. Your axss is on the street.

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