1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now
it's fine on the desk chair.
2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for
me to drag my sorry axss out of bed.
3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you.
4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone.
5. I can't cook for sh/t.
6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit
every time.
7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES
I CAN'T SEE.
8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I
never will again.
9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week.
It's because I'm from Florida.
10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my
schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog.
11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about
it.
12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I
don't know why.
13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the
midafternoon.
14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your
point???
15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I
don't know what you want me to do about it.
16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me.
17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra.
Everything is in my bra.
18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment
complex and call you to my rescue at some point.
19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and
then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at
once out to the trash.
20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and
tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.
10 faves · 3 comments · Sep 2, 2015 10:47am
Skimrande
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8 years ago
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No but really we'd have to have a floor map of the apartment to make sure we got home all right and also it's time you learn about the wonders of storing things in your bra because its amazing
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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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8 years ago
Hahahaha
And coffee all day 😂
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Amenah · 8 years ago
i love you so much chrys omfg
you and i may never ever ever live together, we'd end up losing our way home and never get there again. also your bra??YOURBRA?HOWCANU
/HOW/
thirdly, haha u dog nerd
fourthly, did i say i love you bc WOW UR ADORABLE
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