Skimrande posted a quote
September 2, 2015 10:47am UTC
TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW (as requested in q/7053680) 1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now it's fine on the desk chair. 2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for me to drag my sorry axss out of bed. 3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you. 4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone. 5. I can't cook for sh/t. 6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit every time. 7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES I CAN'T SEE. 8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I never will again. 9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week. It's because I'm from Florida. 10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog. 11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about it. 12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I don't know why. 13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the midafternoon. 14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your point??? 15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I don't know what you want me to do about it. 16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me. 17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra. Everything is in my bra. 18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment complex and call you to my rescue at some point. 19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at once out to the trash. 20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.
I am sorry for filling you with beer and bad thoughts and then asking you why you shook. I am sorry for pinching you, for hitting you, for bruising the thin-skinned parts of you. i am sorry for the names i called you when we were fighting. you are not ugly. you are not useless. you would not be better off gone. i'm sorry for almost throwing you out into the street because my sadness was too much for me. I'm sorry for carving my fingernails into your thigh and then resenting the way people asked, "how'd that happen?" I'm sorry for plucking you and nicking your calves with drugstore razors. i'm sorry i let some people see you in the moonlight. they didn't deserve to know the color of your hips like i do. i'm sorry for leaving you convulsing over a toilet boy over some boy. i'm sorry i did not thank you for simply trying to take me where i wanted to go. i'm sorry i screamed at you to shrink, shrink, shrink when all you could do was grow. i'm sorry that this apology is ten years too late. i'm sorry that it will probably come again i'm sorry that i do not treat anybody else as poorly as i have treated you. i'm sorry that i am constantly learning who to love you, when you have never once doubted how you feel about me. i'm sorry in ways i have not yet learned to communicate. - an apology to my body by lora mathis
Honestly, I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the same Witty that I did when I was young. ♥