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  1. FaithhhAnnee* FaithhhAnnee*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 10:47am UTC
    Starting to think I should start writing stories and music again. Is this a good idea? Would anyobe be interested in listening/reading them?

  2. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2015 10:47am UTC
    TWENTY THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
    (as requested in q/7053680)
    1. I'll do my laundry eventually but for now it's fine on the desk chair.
    2. Breakfast isn't so much a meal as it is a motivation for me to drag my sorry axss out of bed.
    3. Poptarts are a meal f/ck you.
    4. A bowl of spinach is a meal too leave me alone.
    5. I can't cook for sh/t.
    6. I lose my glasses about every ten minutes and I throw a fit every time.
    7. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES WHAT THE F/CK DID I DO WITH MY GLASSES I CAN'T SEE.
    8. I haven't made my bed since elementary school and I never will again.
    9. I go through like two cartons of orange juice a week. It's because I'm from Florida.
    10. If the neighbors have a dog I'm going to build my schedule around the most opportune times to see the dog.
    11. Washing dishes is my favorite chore and I'm weird about it.
    12. When I'm barefoot I always walk on my tiptoes and I don't know why.
    13. I can be an early bird and night owl but f/ck the midafternoon.
    14. Yeah I'm drinking coffee at 10 pm what's your point???
    15. Yes my hair is a disaster it's always like this I don't know what you want me to do about it.
    16. I can't sing but that's not gonna stop me.
    17. I keep my phone in my bra. I keep my money in bra. Everything is in my bra.
    18. I'm probably gonna get lost within the apartment complex and call you to my rescue at some point.
    19. I'm gonna accumulate empty water bottles in my room and then one day you'll just see me carry like twenty all at once out to the trash.
    20. I have a terrible habit of sitting/lying on counters and tabletops and it's almost ritualistic.

  3. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 8:52pm UTC

    i hope your life is full of "i can't believe i did this" rather than "i should've done it"

  4. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 5:00am UTC
    i will drown until you care

  5. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 5:16pm UTC
    there is nothing more dangerous than someone who wants to make the world a better place.

  6. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 5:09pm UTC
    “the greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. it's the people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

  7. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2015 12:52am UTC
    It's an odd story to remember, I have to admit. My story has a strange shape; a stunted beginning, an endless middle.
     

  8. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 5:39pm UTC
    Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with Satan? O,o

  9. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    I am sorry for filling you with beer and bad thoughts and then asking you why you shook. I am sorry for pinching you, for hitting you, for bruising the thin-skinned parts of you. i am sorry for the names i called you when we were fighting. you are not ugly. you are not useless. you would not be better off gone. i'm sorry for almost throwing you out into the street because my sadness was too much for me. I'm sorry for carving my fingernails into your thigh and then resenting the way people asked, "how'd that happen?" I'm sorry for plucking you and nicking your calves with drugstore razors. i'm sorry i let some people see you in the moonlight. they didn't deserve to know the color of your hips like i do. i'm sorry for leaving you convulsing over a toilet boy over some boy. i'm sorry i did not thank you for simply trying to take me where i wanted to go. i'm sorry i screamed at you to shrink, shrink, shrink when all you could do was grow. i'm sorry that this apology is ten years too late. i'm sorry that it will probably come again i'm sorry that i do not treat anybody else as poorly as i have treated you. i'm sorry that i am constantly learning who to love you, when you have never once doubted how you feel about me. i'm sorry in ways i have not yet learned to communicate.
    - an apology to my body by lora mathis

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Get hoarders addicted to crack.They'll sell all their things! Boom! Next problem!

  11. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 10:49am UTC
    Wondering if someone is talking about you when they tweet "I miss you".... because honestly you miss them too... well the old them..

  12. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    Just want to know if you like me or not. I'd prefer not to get hurt again

  13. Sportsgirl9 Sportsgirl9
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 9:35pm UTC
    Wanting to know if he really likes me or is just using me to hang out with and likes my butt ...ha :/

  14. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    I need to figure out ideas for what I want for my next tattoo, and where I want it at.

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse
    to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without
    leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the
    same Witty that I did when I was young.

  16. eyyy!! it's Evy!* eyyy!! it's Evy!*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    i just got hella favs. on the same quotes byt the same people -.- what is going on with the world??

  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    Answer me this.... If I died tomorrow, what one thing would you want me to know? Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 12:31am UTC
    I wonder whether or not I remember things that you've told me better than you remember things that I've told you.

  19. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 11:23am UTC
    The funniest people are always the most broken...

  20. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    sorry I don't meet the height requirements to ride your emotional rollercoaster.

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