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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 21 2013

  1. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:38am UTC
    INSULT MY BANDS,
    and i will insult your face
    (using a hammer)

  2. Lukes_Mah_Penguin Lukes_Mah_Penguin
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:48am UTC
    Every girl is beautiful.Sometimes,it just takes the right guy to see it.
    -Nicholas Sparks,The Notebook

  3. ShmeXyLlamAs ShmeXyLlamAs
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:09am UTC
    I knew something was wrong immediatly.
    The temperature had dropped dramatically, I could feel a breeze, And I could hear birds singing....
    God...
    I hadn't heard birds in so long.
    Realizing what had happened I snapped out of my Bird-Song Trance and dived across the room.
    It was all so clear now.
    My Mum Had Opened The Window.

  4. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:13am UTC
    Infernal
    Chapter 7
    Rob Clapped his hands and a 2 horse's with a carriage came out of no where, the carriage was large and red, a lot like one of those old fashioned ones, the ones who'd hear in fairy tales like Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty, except it was a deep red could, large gothic black wheels, black writing on the sides, No windows, a seat where someone would sit to drive it, and well it's doors were almost invisible! It was pulled by 2 beautiful black horse's. "Wow!" I smiled
    "Yepp!" He walked to the carriage and slowly opened the door, "Ladies first!"
    Grumpily Jane crossed her arms over her chest, "I cant FIT in there!" "You wont be GOING in Jane!"
    He laughed "You'll be driving it, I cannot, nor can Ruby, You however can!"
    "Oh great!" Jane threw her giant arms in the air "I'LL be the taxi driver, will I?"
    "That's it!" Rob laughed, I giggled and walked over the carriage and slowly got inside then Rob followed, He wore black jeans and a white long sleeved shirt with black lines down it. Suddenly I remembered "The Professor!"
    "Its okay, I'll get him!" Rob smiled, jumping out of the Carriage and running out to where the Professor was and picking him up slowly, The Professor's cape flew down to the floor, his hair black and white, which was strange...to me! Furry jumped in with us, when Rob re-opened the door to the carriage and came back in. She sat on my lap and licked my face,
    "Furry!" I giggled, trying to be stern.
    "I love you mistress!" Furry said
    "I love you too Furry!" I replied smiling, Furry turned her head "Oh and don't call me Mistress call me Ruby!"
    I smiled and Furry nodded.4 "Ruby Mistress!"
    "No just Ruby!"
    "Yes Ruby!"
    The carriage started, slowly, we set off. Professor Smithson groaned and grunted the whole trip, there were verias bumps on the way to the terrible tower, the stone building was luniness! We finally arrived and Rob jumped out "Stay here!" he yelled grabbing the Professor, Me, Jane and Furry stayed where were and watch poking our heads out the door to see the Professor laid on the ground and the giant brown wooden door be knocked then Little Rob came back to the carriage and leaped in then yelled
    "GO, GO!" we set off again, except this time rather quickly, which shortened the journey. "We'll make a place in the forest!" Rob annocenced
    "But -they-they'll find us, they're looking there!" I pointed out nervously
    "Haha!" Rob laughed "Child, Child, THE FOREST, not the woods, THEY are checking woods, they cannot check the Forest too bushy!"
    "But if we leave, what about food?" Rob put his fingers on my lips and hushed me "Sweety, its okay, they is food in the forest, apples, pears, fruit, animals, fish, it'll be fine!" Finally the carriage stopped and Rob quickly ran out and infront of us three,
    "Follow me!" he yelled We followed him in to a black forest, it was extremely dark and green, of cause he lead us through it. We were surrounded by bushes and high top trees, the ruffling of the leaves and the sound of birds singing filled our ears. Finally we came to a opening where light hit only one spot. Rob smiled "We'll stay here, THIS IS OUR HOME!"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    HEY GUYS! Thanks for reading, I hope you've liked this so far! So the next quote is ABOUT this story, but first i'd like to tell you I've made a fact file for each of my character's...So, you'll be able to learn more about the characters and stuff! Fawls and stuff, but just to tell you all, I've really enjoyed writing these stories and well, you guys are simply wonderful! I know my story isnt the most beautiful/colourful (colorful)/happiest story ever, yes it is sad, weird, crazy even, but...I try! Not only is this a story for you entairtainment but its also very therapic for me, i have serve hatred and anger in me so the fight scene and basically what I want to do to my enemy's just fight them off like that so its making me think more, which helps my brain work! I LOVE YOU GUYS >3 thanks for reading!

  5. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:18am UTC
    the amount of friends I have is at an all time low.

  6. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:18am UTC
    I just saw a Sealy's commercial. It said...
    Whatever you do in bed,
    Sealy supports it.
    Oh my, What?

  7. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:21am UTC
    *leaves class to go to the toilet*
    *tours the entire school*

  8. NightmareDreams NightmareDreams
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:22am UTC
    Far over the misty mountains cold
    To dungeons deep and caverns old
    We must away 'ere break of day
    To find our long forgotten gold
    The pines were roaring on the height
    The winds were moaning in the night
    The fire was red, it flaming spread
    The trees like torches blazed with light...
    -The Dwarves-

  9. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:24am UTC
    I hate it when people turn every conversation into something about themselves

  10. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:26am UTC
    I wish i was a cat
    because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

  11. bieberfever13 bieberfever13
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:32am UTC
    School doesn't even test your intelligence it tests your memory, it tests my patience, it tests my ability to hold my pee, it test my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitxh

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC
    if you like someone tell them
    ... or stalk them on every social network.

  13. deathangle deathangle
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:40am UTC
    GOODMORNING TO YOU!

  14. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:45am UTC
    *MAY CONTAIN NUDITY*
    REALLY? MAY?
    EITHER IT DOES OR IT DOESN'T
    DON'T WASTE MY TIME


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Tori-bird * Tori-bird *
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:55am UTC
    invention idea: an alarm clock that vkeeps screaming "WHAT TEAM?!" and the only way to shut it off it to scream "WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!" in response

  17. emilyburragexox emilyburragexox
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:58am UTC
    Take a step back. Look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful. You are so beautiful. And you can be everything. Don't hate because someone broke your heart, or because your parents split up, your best friend betrayed you, your father hit you, the kid down the street called you fat, ugly, stupid, worthless. Don not concer yourself with things you cannot control. Cry when you need to, then let go when it's time. Don't hang onto painful memories because you're afraid to forget. Let go of things that are in the past. Forget things that aren't worth remembering. Stop taking things for granted. Live for something. Live for yourself. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love. Fall out of love. Do this over and over until you really know what it is to love someone. Question things. Tell people how you really feel. Sleep under the stars. Create. Imagine. Inspire. Share something wonderful. Make something beautiful and then destroy it. Meet new people. Make someone's day. Follow your dreams. Live your life to it's full potential. Just live. Let go of all the horrible things in your life and just live. And one day, when you're old, look back with no regrets.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:02am UTC
    oh hey witty, i forgot about you.

  20. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:04am UTC
    Go crawl back into
    your mommas
    a.ss

:)

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