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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 21 2013

  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:07am UTC
    They say you become who you hang out with;
    well i only seem to hang out with the internet
    so i must be turning into it.

  2. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:10am UTC
    Dear Freshmen,
    You probably have already started school,
    But ohwell.
    Hightschool is a crazy place
    It is nothing like middle school.
    There are going to be times when you want to cry
    Or you'll want to give up
    But tough through it
    Because it is so worth it.
    Granted,
    Most of the teachers are bit.ches
    And some of them may swear in class.
    Then there's sweeps.
    But don't worry too much about them
    The more you worry,
    The more likely it is that you'll be late.
    Oh also....
    Don't be scared if senors call you fresh meat.
    Most senors are actually really nice.

  3. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:11am UTC
    I’M DOING A FOLLOW SPREE
    COMMENT BELOW FOR A FOLLOW
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  4. Georgia* Georgia*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:21am UTC
    That awkward moment
    When a 12 year old is more attractive than you.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. iloveharrypotter iloveharrypotter
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:23am UTC
    So guys.
    I got a job!

  7. Georgia* Georgia*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:25am UTC
    Any last advice?
    Stay Alive.

  8. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:25am UTC
    Is it just me or does the water coming from the bathroom faucet not taste as good as the water coming from the kitchen faucet?

  9. iloveharrypotter iloveharrypotter
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:25am UTC
    I get my GCSE results tomorrow.
    I AM SO SCARED ITS UNBELIEVABLE.
    If I don't get atleast a B in History, I won't be able to take it for A Levels, and I really want to.

  10. Brady* Brady*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:54am UTC
    One Direction - Best Song Ever = Most amusing song I've heard :3

  11. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:13am UTC
    You are so cool...
    I always feel the urge to high five,
    your face.

  12. BringMeTheHorizon23 BringMeTheHorizon23
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:15am UTC
    So tell me how does it feel, how does it feel to be like you?
    I think your mouth should be quiet, cause it never tells the truth
    So tell me, so tell me why, why does it have to be this way?
    Why can't things ever change?

  13. willevansjones willevansjones
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:25am UTC
    Why get THINNER when you can get more DINNER

  14. BringMeTheHorizon23 BringMeTheHorizon23
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:29am UTC
    'Wrists are for bracelets, not cutting.'
    Kellin Quinn

  15. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Me: Hey, he's kinda hot...
    Friends: *stare at me judgmentally*
    Me: I said 'kinda'.

  16. BringMeTheHorizon23 BringMeTheHorizon23
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:33am UTC
    When I don't know the answer to a question:
    'Umm... I like food.'

  17. x0GreenEyes x0GreenEyes
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:35am UTC
    TODAY
    Is a crazy day.
    I had a bad dream.
    I couldnt eat cereal cuz there was no milk.
    I hit my tiny toe on my bed..(it still hurts)
    There was no chocolate!! =c
    A n0ob boy steals my net.
    My fav shirt had a stain.
    My dog was sick.
    My lunch was ew.
    AND ALL THIS HAPPEN
    in the middle of the day.
    Imagine the rest of my day. >.<


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. chocolate4lifee chocolate4lifee
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:04am UTC
    You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up and fall down the stairs first thing.

:)

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