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lozfaz*

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Member Since: 31 Jan 2012 05:44am

Last Seen: 8 Mar 2014 10:39am

Birthday: April 22

Location: YORKSHIRE

user id: 269448

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laura/15
i listen to way too much indie rock
sometimes i'm a hipster - i swear i don't mean to be 

youtubers = many lost hours of my life
doctor who = many lost hours of my life
(8 years infact)

the vaccines
two door cinema club
kasabian
the kooks
arctic monkeys
lana del rey
jake bugg
panic! at the disco
mumford & sons
marina & the diamonds
bombay bicycle club
bastille
ben howard
of monsters and men
the beatles
neon trees
e.l.o
demi lovato
bribry
one direction (yes, i know, but i'm not sorry)

if you like some/most of them, please automatically assume that we are best friends

sprinklearino, danosaur, bro, best friend, etc etc etc
i have problems too, clean for almost 6 months

 
  1. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 11:01am UTC
    I squirted orange in my eye,
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE.

  2. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    I don't think thigh gaps are attractive.
    bring on the sh:t storm.

  3. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    i'm scared of who i am.

  4. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:10am UTC
    dont worry, i'm not dead.

  5. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    i'm done. i cannot go through this anymore. sorry.

  6. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:36am UTC
    i'm really considering changing my voicemail to:
    "Hello, this is Laura. I can't come to the phone right now, as I am commiting unspeakable crimes against people I don't like. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you, G'BYE!"

  7. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    Me at school: Nope. No. Get out of my way, peasant. How is this possible? I don't care about 'direct proportionality'. When am I ever going to need to know about how writers layout their text. Can I go home? Can I listen to music? Why not? Don't talk to me like that, you pleb. I am fabulous, and you are a snotty nosed 11 year old. 100% done over here.
    Me at home: *writes really meaningful poetry and listens to classical music*
    IS THIS JUST ME?!

  8. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Walk into the club like "waddup- THAT IS A BIG MOTH."

  9. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    i've accidentally gone £30 over on my phone bill, and my dad has noticed. help me. please. help.

  10. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:36am UTC
    everytime you think there's no point
    everytime you want to give in
    everytime you feel like you just can't do it
    think about the future
    think about your possible children
    think about how you could travel the world
    then say to yourself 'i can do it'
    because even though you think differently now...
    you can.

  11. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:17am UTC
    i'm doing it again, okay?
    LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE
    First Name: laura
    Middle: jane
    Nickname: lozfaz
    Gender: a lass
    Nationality: english
    Current Location: in my sister's room
    Hair Color: brown, i guess
    Righty/ Lefty: righty
    Eye Color: blue
    LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE
    Your fear: intruders
    What makes you sad: pretty much everything
    What makes you happy: puppies & my music
    Your dream of the perfect date: he rocks up in a car, puts some really good music on, we go to nando's then we go to a concert. i'd be like putty.
    What you want to be: psychologist
    LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
    Your thoughts first waking up: not again...
    Your best physical feature: my hair.
    Your bed time: whenever i drop off.
    Your most missed memory: being a little kid, when my grandad was alive, he was a top bloke
    LAYER 4: YOUR PICK
    Pepsi or Coke: pepsi.
    McDonald's or Burger King: ew, but mcdonald's
    Single or Group Dates: single, ain't nobody got time for being talked over
    Adidas or Nike: neither.
    Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
    Frappuccino or Coffee: blehblehbleh.
    LAYER 5: DO YOU
    Smoke: nope
    Swear: pretty much in every sentence.
    Take showers: yes
    Have a crush: not really, i don't do 'crushes'.
    Like school: hahahahahahahahahahah-no.
    Believe in yourself: not really.
    Believe what goes around comes around: like a boomerang.
    Believe everything happens for a reason: idk man, because if it does, i have no idea what i've done so wrong to have a life like this.
    LAYER 6: IN THE PAST MONTH.
    Gone to the mall shops: yeah
    Been on stage: hamlet in 2010 and son of cinderella in 2013
    Been hurt: oh yeah.
    Dyed your hair: no
    LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER.
    Kissed someone: yes, when i was seven, and not since
    Gotten beat up: that was a fun time
    Changed who you were to fit in: yeah, but now i'm just me
    LAYER 8: GETTING OLD
    Age you're hoping to get married by: whenever it feels right
    Number of kids you're planning on having: i'll probably end up with a football team full.
    LAYER 9: IN A GUY
    Best eye color: blue
    Hair color: dark brown?
    Short or long hair: short, but long if it suits them
    Looks or personality: i'm an awful person, so normally looks, but if they have a terrible personality, there's the door.
    Fun or serious: fun, but serious when they need to be
    LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING
    1 MINUTE AGO: doing this and questioning my entire social life
    1 HOUR AGO: editing my profile to something a little less cringy.
    1 WEEK AGO: in bed, moping.
    1 YEAR AGO: probably in bed, moping again.

  12. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Me: Hey, he's kinda hot...
    Friends: *stare at me judgmentally*
    Me: I said 'kinda'.

  13. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 8:02am UTC
    oh hey witty, i forgot about you.

  14. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Me: *eating*
    Mum: When you're done I want you to tidy your room.
    Me: Okay *eats slower*

  15. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Someone in my year has found my witty
    And you know who you are.
    So if you see this, run.
    Run far away.
    Away from me, my baseball bat and your improbable doom.
    :)

  16. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    Is it just me...
    Or has Adele been pregnant
    for what seems like two years.

  17. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    SUMMER 2012
    Expectations:
    waterfights;camping holidays;summer romances;flip-flops;parties;diets;swimsuits;flirting;sleepovers every night;high-waisted shorts;meet-ups;cocktails;dvds
    Reality:
    sleepovers;tv;laptop;witty;food;food;food;food
    And, you know what?
    I loved it!

  18. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    I bet the person who got the most favourited quote ever
    loves life.

  19. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    #iregretnothing

  20. lozfaz* lozfaz*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    In one moment, in one shining moment...
    She was the most important women on the universe.
    -Doctor Who

:)

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