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Quotes added on Sunday, June 2 2013

  1. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:54am UTC
    Laughing so hard,
    no noise comes out,
    so you sit there clapping,
    like a retarded seal.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:55am UTC
    We come into this world unknown
    But know that we are not alone
    They try and knock us down
    But change is coming, it's our time now

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:58am UTC
    Top Ten Worst Quote Types
    TEN: Incorrectly tagged quotes
    When you're looking through the"funny" tag and you see some really depressing quote that just ruins your whole mood because some idiot doesn't know that threatening suicide isn't funny.
    NINE: Quotes that the author signed at the bottom
    Your username is under the quote, if we want to know who wrote it, we can just look there. Often times a good quote is ruined because the author signed it.
    EIGHT: You guys should follow me on (insert random website here)
    If we really wanted to know what your tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc. was, don't you think we'd ask? You post a quote like that do you know how many followers you'll probably get on the other site? NONE.
    SEVEN: You guys should follow my friend (insert witty username here)
    Most people won't follow someone just because they are told to. If your friend wants followers, they should earn them for what they post, not because someone made a quote about it.
    SIX: Hate Quotes
    No matter what way you look at it, this is bullying. If you are taking the time out of your day to hide behind a computer screen and say mean things about someone you never met, you need to rethink your life. It is cruel and illegal. Ask yourself, would my grandma be proud if she read what I'm saying? If the answer is no, don't say it.
    FIVE: Fave if...
    If you think this is going to help you to get "witty famous" think again. These quotes are nothing but obnoxious and they aren't real quotes. They are wasting space in the witty database for quotes that actually mean something.
    FOUR: Grammar? What is grammar?
    If you're not going to take the time to spell words correctly, don't even bother posting. You are making yourself look stupid. A good quote doesn't include texting lingo. If you look at the top quotes, you hardly ever find a quote consisting of texting lingo because, let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat grandpa!" and "Let's eat, grandpa!"
    THREE: Steve, I hate the way you changed witty.
    Steve doesn't have to do witty. It's not his job, it's his hobby. He takes time out of his day to change witty to be the best it can be. He spends hours rewriting the code for what, to have you tell him that out sucks? How would you feel if you poured your heart into something for hours on end and then had someone say that it's horrible. You would hate it, so don't do it to Steve. He has feelings too, you know.
    TWO: Facebook statuses
    Remember, witty is a quote website. Making a quote just to say things like "I had pizza for lunch", "Thank god school is over," and "Someone talk to me, I'm bored," is not only annoying, but it's against the rules. A real quote is something that people would hang up on their wall to read over and over again. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want "Sorry I haven't been on a ton lately," to hang on my bedroom wall.
    ONE: My mom has cancer, favorite this quote to show you care.
    Odds are good you made this up to get favorites. But on the off chance that you didn't, do you really think your mom cares about what hundreds of strangers think? No, she's concerned about you. She wants you to show her that you care so get your butt off of the computer and spend some time with her.

  4. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:58am UTC
    ANOTHER DAY HAS PASSED.
    AND I DIDN'T USE ALGEBRA ONCE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. HiMyNamesMary13579 HiMyNamesMary13579
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:00am UTC
    There is a picture of me in thir heads,
    a picture of someone i dont know yet.
    She is not the chubby girl with braces and a bad perm.
    She is not the girl hiding in the bathroom at recess.
    She is someone new,
    a blank slate they have named
    Beautiful


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. justme02 justme02
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:04am UTC
    did you ever fall for someone you know you shouldn't?
    tried so hard to fight your feelings, but you just couldn't?
    you fall deeper with each passing day
    but try to hide it in every possible way..

  9. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:07am UTC
    Mom: Goodnight baby. I love you so much.
    Me: night niggaa~

  10. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:09am UTC
    so i was just watching tv and there was this lady and she was
    like walking down a runway while she was wearing a see-through costume
    & she had like a bra over the costume

  11. HiMyNamesMary13579 HiMyNamesMary13579
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:12am UTC
    "I think that's what finaly makes us adults,you know?" he says. "It's when we stop blaming our parents for everything and realize we're making our own choices."

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:16am UTC
    I'm the book you always opened,
    BUT YOU NEVER READ.

  13. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:17am UTC
    Add me on Stardoll.. my username is my username here.. *o*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:17am UTC
    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: With my parents.
    Police: Where do your parents live?
    Me: With me.
    Police: Where do you all live?
    Me: Together.
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
    Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
    Police: Tell me.
    Me: Next to my house.

  16. * .  ~ serena ~ . * * . ~ serena ~ . *
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:19am UTC
    I JUST GOT WP... now Im hooked. Great *o*

  17. softballmjk softballmjk
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Sometimes people try to expose what's wrong with you, because they cant handle what's right about you...

  18. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:23am UTC
    Texting while driven #YOLO
    Forever Alone. #SOLO
    Marco #POLO
    Rubber Jimmy Broke #OHNO
    You like Men #H0MO
    B!ches Crazy #FOSHO
    Run Niggaa~ Run #POPO

  19. pshawi pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:26am UTC
    WTF
    (Where's the food)

  20. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 2:29am UTC
    Me: But all of my friends are doing it .
    Mom: If all of your friends jumped off a bridge would you?
    Me: Yes. Because my friends mean alot to me. They are my everything. They are some of the most important people in my life. If they jumped off a bridge before I could stop them, I wouldn't hesitate. I wouldn't be able to live my life without my friends there with me.My life wouldn't be worth living if the people I love and care about the most were gone.
    Mom:
    Me: Yea. Deep.
    my quote c:

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