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pshawi

1. pshawi
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 5:48pm UTC
   TEENAGER POST # 13746
   ME: "HURRY, GIVE MEA SHOE TO KILL THE SPIDER!"
   *FRIEND GIVES ME MY SHOE*
   ME: "NOT 'MY' SHOE YOU IDIOT!"
   @Tumblr
   
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2. pshawi
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   A + B
   A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
   B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
   
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3. pshawi
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 5:39pm UTC
   Cop: Sir what is in the bottle next to you?
   Man: Its water *hands the cop the bottle*
   Cop: Sir, this is alcohol.
   Man: Jesus did it again!
   
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4. pshawi
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   July 20, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
   
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5. pshawi
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC
   ♛
   i'm sorry,
   I CAN'T TODAY.
   my sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's
   grandson's uncle's fish died. and yes, it was tragic.
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   PSHAWI.
   
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6. pshawi
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 2:46am UTC
   Person: You speak very good french.
   Me: Gracias
   
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7. pshawi
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 10:51pm UTC
   I don't go crazy.
   I am crazy.
   I just go normal
   from time to time.
   
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8. pshawi
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 10:49pm UTC
   WE ARE BEST FRIENDS
   ..ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IF...
   YOU FALL, I WILL PICK YOU UP
   AFTER
   I FINISH LAUGHING
   
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9. pshawi
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 10:43pm UTC
   Hello, I didn't mean
   to interrupt
   your scrolling, i just wanted
   to say you're
   beautiful
   
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10. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 12:01am UTC
    my mom won't let me join the power ranger club at my school l :c
    
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11. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I hate it when
    someone takes
    the piece of food,
    I have mentally
    clamied.
    
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12. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:33am UTC
    I get jealous,
    I get mad,
    I get worried,
    I get curious
    that's only because I care.
    
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13. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Mom: "What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?"
    Me: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
    Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.
    
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14. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:25am UTC
    Some people need a high five.
    In the face.
    With a chair.
    
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15. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:22am UTC
    “I’m not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot”
    — Dean Winchester
    
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16. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:20am UTC
    Mom: You're so beautiful, sweetie!
    Dad: If any boy asks you out, I'm coming for him.
    Grandparents: You're so gorgeous! Boys must be all over you.
    Friends: You're pretty, now shut up.
    Boy: Why is that potato looking at me?
    
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17. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:16am UTC
    “When people dont follow back"
    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ”
    
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18. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 3:11am UTC
    IF I HAD A
    BRITISH ACCENT,
    I'D NEVER SHUT UP.
    
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19. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 3:07am UTC
    I am so romantic sometimes,
    I think i should marry myself.
    - Sulley
    
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20. pshawi
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 3:05am UTC
    Me: Not everything on the internet is true.
    Little Brother: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?
    
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