Quotes added on Sunday, June 2 2013

cantbreakme_alreadybroken
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June 2, 2013 1:28am UTC

The only thing better than a cow
is a human...
unless you need milk
then you really need
a cow

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TheStrongerOne
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:29am UTC

I've never had someone be such a gentleman to me,
It was kind of nice;
something I could get used to...

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:32am UTC

I acted like it wasn't a big deal,
WHEN REALLY IT BROKE MY HEART.

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cantbreakme_alreadybroken
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:32am UTC

Everything is
is not what it seems
REAL
Is just a matter of
PERCEPTION
& TIME
Is Just a matter of
SEMANTICS

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BrandonO
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:34am UTC

sry witty haven't been on much :/

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:34am UTC

L.O.V.E
just another heartbreak

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:35am UTC

“I DON'T WANT♥♥♥
A LUKEWARM
LOVE. I WANT IT TO
BURN MY LIPS AND
ENGULF MY SOUL.”
DO NOT ERASE

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TheStrongerOne
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:35am UTC

Your heart is not broken
it is only bent,
so find the one person
that can make it straight again.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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cantbreakme_alreadybroken
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:36am UTC

NATURE
DOESNT RECOGNIZE
GOOD AND EVIL.
NATURE ONLY RECOGINZES
BALANCE
AND
UNBALANCED.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:39am UTC

A 7-year-old's story won gold in a writing contest. It was labeled "My Favorite Family Member".
My favorite family member is my doggy, Max. He never yells or beats me, like my parents, or screams at me to go away, like my brother. Max always loves me and cuddles with me when I am sad. I love Max. He is my best friend and will always be my favorite family member.
Press the <3 if you're against child abuse.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:40am UTC

Why haven't I heard about Elmo nowadays? Dammit it. Was the Cookie Monster arrested again?

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babz_its_me
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:41am UTC

One time I was walking and your mum popped out and we did things O.O

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:41am UTC

"Exit the womb," they said.
"Life will be great," they said.

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TheStrongerOne
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:41am UTC

He can always make me smile
and it's definatly worth the while
he treats me so well
and everyone around can tell
he makes me so happy
and makes the butterflies dance around in my tummy

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:44am UTC

we are all misfits
living in a world
on fire.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:46am UTC

How to murder someone:
Tell them
you love them
and never
talk to them again.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:49am UTC

Taylor: So he calls me up and he's like "I still love you" And I'm like:
"Wait are you Joe, Taylor, Luca, John, Cory,Toby, Jake, Garret,
Eddie, Conor, Patrick or Harry?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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pshawi
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 1:52am UTC

S.T.U.D.Y
Sleeping,Talking,Unlimited Texting,Dreaming, Yawning

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