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BrandonO

Status: HI ^,^

Member Since: 17 Apr 2013 02:09am

Last Seen: 22 Nov 2013 01:15pm

Location: dreamland.....

Gender: M

user id: 357201

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  1. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:34am UTC
    sry witty haven't been on much :/

  2. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 29, 2013 12:36am UTC
    Ralph my man, my main man!-wreck it ralph <333

  3. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 28, 2013 4:13am UTC
    louder than god's revolver and twice as shiny<33

  4. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 23, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    “love the life you live.
    live the life you love.”
    ― Bob Marley

  5. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 23, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    You cannot dream yourself into a character: you must hammer and forge yourself into one. Every successful person did, what no one else was willing to do.

  6. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 23, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    “You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” – Walt Disney

  7. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:36am UTC
    A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
    Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
    A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

  8. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:22am UTC
    When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
    when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
    when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
    and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
    then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love". Good luck :P

  9. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:19am UTC
    Watch your thoughts; they become words.
    Watch your words; they become actions.
    Watch your actions; they become habits.
    Watch your habits; they become character.
    Watch your character; it becomes your life.

  10. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 2:16am UTC
    Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change.
    Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population @ss, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

  11. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 2:11am UTC
    You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.

  12. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 2:06am UTC
    A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who
    means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
    never meant to be and you just have to let go.

  13. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 2:00am UTC
    When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

  14. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 1:43am UTC
    When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? lawl

  15. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 1:35am UTC
    "The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in." I thought of this as more of a puzzle/puzzle pieces and only the right pieces fit you...

  16. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 1:33am UTC
    "Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

  17. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 1:05am UTC
    10th grade
    As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    11th grade
    The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Senior year
    The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Graduation Day
    A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    A Few Years Later
    Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
    Funeral
    Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! `I wish I did too...` I thought to my self, and I cried.

  18. BrandonO BrandonO
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    April 18, 2013 1:00am UTC
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  19. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 12:58am UTC
    "You can close your eyes to things you don't
    want to see, but you can't close your heart to
    the things you don't want to feel."

  20. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 12:47am UTC
    "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

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