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Quotes added on Thursday, April 18 2013

  1. lourdybubblegum07 lourdybubblegum07
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:35am UTC
    have you ever loved someone so much you
    have cryed

  2. BrandonO BrandonO
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:36am UTC
    A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
    Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
    And,
    B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
    AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
    A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. HelloWorldItIsYourFather HelloWorldItIsYourFather
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:44am UTC
    Hey, How you doing?
    Sorry you can't get through.
    Just keave your name, and your number, and your car and your one direction tickets and your macklemore cd and your kid.
    And we'll get back to you. (;

  5. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:48am UTC
    (I am working the morning shift at a cafe.
    we are serving breakfast. A little boy and
    his mother enters the cafe.)
    Me: "So, what will it be?"
    Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
    (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
    the mother looks very embarrassed.)
    Mother: "Eggs... he would like some eggs...."

  6. 3wordssayitall 3wordssayitall
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:51am UTC
    Dear NASA,
    Your mom
    thought
    I was
    big enough.
    -Pluto

  7. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:59am UTC
    I'm broken,
    Do you hear me.
    I'm blinded,
    But you are everything I see

  8. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:02am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    {The blues they send to meet me,}
    Won't defeat me.

  9. RejectedGamer RejectedGamer
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:05am UTC
    ©RejectedGamerFormat
    {It won't be
    long till,}
    Happiness steps up to greet me.

  10. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:06am UTC
    THERE ARE 2 RULES YOU SHOULD FOLLOW IN LIFE:
    1) Don't give away everything you know

  11. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:17am UTC
    A friend gives you a cookie
    A best friend gives you the whole jar.
    ^-^

  12. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:20am UTC
    we need fandom rehab.

  13. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:20am UTC
    DONT BE A HERO SCHERBATSKI!

  14. BruisedAndScarredxox BruisedAndScarredxox
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:34am UTC
    If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer. Because there's something inside you that made you keep trying, despite everyone who told you to quit. You built a cast around your broken heart and you signed it yourself. You signed it, "they were wrong." Because maybe you didn't belong to a group or a clique. Maybe they decided to pick you last for basketball or everything. Maybe you used to bring bruises and broken teeth to show and tell, but never told. Because how can you hold your ground if everyone around you wants to bury you beneath it? You have to believe that they were wrong. They have to be wrong. Why else would we still be here?
    ~To This Day.

  15. holdingontohope holdingontohope
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:47am UTC
    How Ironic is it? That when you fall for someone and get to know them you love every thing about them, until one day you start getting tired of everything you enjoyed with them.. You start losing your feelings and trust towards them, not because they've given you reason too. But because you just don't feel like you know them the way that you used too. Then as soon as you make the decision to end your journey together you feel bad because you know you will have broken their heart but you're okay with that because its time you started worrying about yourself. A few days pass and they're fine, happier than they ever where your whole relationship. Going out, having fun, and being free. Everything you left them to be able to do yourself. When in reality you're the one sitting in your room crying about it! you may not love that person anymore. But even something as simple as them reading your message and failing to reply tips you over the edge. You become so numb, and tired of even seeing their name because it haunts your emotions worse than that person ever could when you called them your partner. Thats what hurts most, is their okay, and suddenly you are not. There's no even ground. Or light at the end of the tunnel. And you begin to doubt everything you've ever led yourself to believe was good intentions. So you cry, and thats all you really can do.

  16. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:50am UTC
    Well your the charming type, That little twinkle in your eye gets my every time...
    - One Direction. (Tell me a Lie)

  17. meh* meh*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:57am UTC
    Reporter: Why are you dating Chris Brown again?
    Rihanna: Beats Me.

  18. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Well your the charming type, That little twinkle in your eye gets my every time...
    - One Direction. (Tell me a Lie)

  19. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:04am UTC
    Same Mistakes - One Direction.
    Every song means a message....<3
    (SOME OF THE SONG...)
    Circles, we going in circles
    Dizzy's all it makes us
    We know where it takes us we've been before
    Closer, maybe looking closer
    There's more to discover
    Find that what went wrong without blaming each other
    Think that we got more time
    One more falling behind
    Gotta make up my mind
    Or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games
    And we wait, wait, wait for the end to change
    And we take, take, take it for granted
    That will be the same
    But we're making all the same mistakes

  20. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 4:11am UTC
    How dare you ingnore me when I think you're cute

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