(I am working the
morning shift at a cafe.
we are serving breakfast. A little boy and
his mother enters the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO
DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look.
the mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs... he would like some
eggs...."
Atira · 1 decade ago
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Oh my gosh! That it so funny!