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Quotes added on Wednesday, May 16 2012

  1. tasharaex tasharaex
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7 boys, 8-13 girls
    1. dexter
    2. josh
    3. jake
    4. dylan
    5. cameron
    6. brandon
    7. jon
    8. bailey
    9. alayna
    10. kylie
    11. amanda
    12. alex
    13. whitney
    How did you meet 10?
    school, in like second grade. (':
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    nope
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    lmfao, no. they're just.. no. bad couple.
    they should never ever date.
    Are you good friends with 13?
    mhm :)
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    kind of i guess.
    Something about 1...
    gah, he's perfect. dexter's my boyfriend :) i'd do absolutely anything in the world for him. the past eight months have been the best in my entire life. i don't care what people say or think about our relationship. i'm in love with him. he makes me happy and i make him happy. haters gonna hate. ♥
    Whats 7s fav color?.
    i think it's blue. but i'm not for sure.
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    oh god no. that's my boyfriend's best friend.
    1 fact about 9?
    she's always there for me no matter what :) she's a spaz :P
    Would you ever live with 4?
    lololol, NO.
    Is 2 single?
    um, technically yes. but really, no. long story.


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  3. StarAngel360 StarAngel360
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Friend: If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up
    Me: I never shut up anyway

  4. Nsnlover Nsnlover
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I've always wanted to Flush every toilet in my house,
    And see if the ATOMIC FLUSH happens !!
    Ned's declassified <3
    nsnlover

  5. marbleRAWR78 marbleRAWR78
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Everybody needs love.

  6. Janerbananer Janerbananer
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I just want to be me. To be an original, unlike any other but there's no way to do that without getting hurt and I can't handle hurting more than I already do

  7. Kittykat9799 Kittykat9799
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Who else goes on Witty every
    Day?
    Real ♥

  8. CameraMemories CameraMemories
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:15am UTC
    The worst way to miss someone//is to be sitting right beside them and knowing you can't have them.
    Style by LiliBlackHeart

  9. fckh8rs fckh8rs
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Xanax helps bury the pain

  10. Nsnlover Nsnlover
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    I'm so sick of you calling me a C*nt.
    It freaking hurts

  11. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:16am UTC
    DO NOT READ ANY MORE OF THIS QUOTE.
    THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE IF YOU READ
    ANYMORE OF THIS QUOTE.
    I SAID, THE WORLD WILL FREAKING EXPLODE.
    DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
    ALRIGHT IF YOU READ ANYMORE IT WILL EXPLODE!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    AH GOD LOOK WHAT YOU JUST DID!!
    DO YOU SEE THIS?
    ALL THIS DEADNESS?
    YOU CAUSED IT!
    YEAH YOU!!!
    EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS DEAD!
    HECK EVEN YOU'RE DEAD!
    SEE WHAT YOU DID?
    I FORE WARNED YOU...
    HEY, I KNOW HOW TO STOP YOU!
    WHERE AM I NOW B/TCH?
    HAHA YOU CAN'T SEE ME! XD
    HMM.. I SEE YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME.
    YOU LITTLE RASCAL YOU! :D
    NO REALLY STOP IT.
    I'M SERIOUS!
    YOU WILL BURN IN HELL IF YOU GO ON.
    AH SEE NOW YOU BURN!
    STUPID HUMAN.
    ALRIGHT NOW DO NOT READ ANY MORE.
    IF YOU DO, WITTY WILL DIE.
    OH LOOK AT THAT,
    YOU JUST KILLED WITTY.
    AND STEVE.
    you monster.
    Lol jk.
    Steve's still ok.
    You know why???
    CUZ I'M STEVE!
    Lol jk.
    I'm not Steve...
    Now whatever you do...
    DO NOT FAVE THIS QUOTE.
    .
    .
    .
    You just love to disobey me don't you?

  12. completeinhim completeinhim
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I'LL APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I SAID,
    but not for who i am.

  13. CameraMemories CameraMemories
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Funny thing;
    One day you walked
    into the room just like
    any other day;
    Except this time my heart
    skipped a beat.
    nmf

  14. fromtheabove fromtheabove
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    You know you're asian when you own a rice cooker or two...
    nmq

  15. fairyfloss fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Unusal facts #11
    in the caribbean their are
    oysters that can climb trees!!
    (wtf!)

  16. fairyfloss fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Unusal facts #12
    peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynaamite
    :3

  17. maddieeeburtonnn maddieeeburtonnn
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Whats sleep...?

  18. ActivateMyHeart ActivateMyHeart
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:25am UTC
    I don't expect you to 'understand',
    when I can't understand it myself..

  19. EmmyLou EmmyLou
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Officially 18.. Surprised I made it this far.. Guess I was ment to be something important, at least I hope so... :)

  20. marbleRAWR78 marbleRAWR78
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Everyone says I'm the weird, random, awkward, genius girl who's read everything.
    I'm definitely not a genius, my lowest grade this year was a D.
    I listen to crap like Paramore and Asking Alexandria and SpongeBob.
    I love reading, but only because it takes me away from whatever's happened to our world, from the people who stereotype me.
    I'm mean, I get a little overly angry sometimes, and sometimes I wonder why I was even given the gift of life. I wonder what my purpose is of being here.
    But what is my purpose? To be the white crayon - the person nobody needs - the person everyone whispers about, the person who gets teased by her own grandmother, the person who isn't liked by a lot, the person who thinsk farther than most people, the person who's cried herself to sleep hundreds of times, th person who... I'm going to stop, you're probably getting bored.
    I bet you didn't read this post because it wasn't pretty or colorful.

:)

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