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fairyfloss

1. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 8:15am UTC
   Overattached girlfriend #2
   When you stare into your partners eyes and refuse to look away..
   
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2. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 8:12am UTC
   Overattached girlfriend #1
   I really like your cologne,
   it smells like the man
   im going to marry.
   
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3. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 8:05am UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 8:02am UTC
   When they say " We can still be friends"
   Is like saying " Your dog died but you can STILL KEEP IT"
   
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5. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2012 7:52pm UTC
   "Like a cheese stick"
   "No Dad like a G6!"
   
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6. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 4:28am UTC
   witty chat:
   friend: so what yu doing
   Me: sitting, hbu?
   Friend: OMG im doing the same thing
   <3
   
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7. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 1:02am UTC
   /\ \//'\//
   /\\ //'\//
   /\\//'\//
   /\/\\\/\\/
   /'\// /\/\\\
   * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * * * * * * * ** *
   I want to be the girl HE gives
   HIS hoodie too <3
   Format by kclove5
   
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8. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 12:57am UTC
   Did you actually try and click on this format?
   Yes
   No
   
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9. fairyfloss
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 12:48am UTC
   im not pretty but i bet if i looked like her i would be something you missed.......
   
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10. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:45am UTC
    "I understand if i was her i would choose her too, but remeber that real girls are not perfect and perfect girl are not real"
    -My bestfriends boyfriend cheated on her
    and this is all she could say </3
    
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11. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:37am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when somoenes zipper is
    down and you dont know
    whether to tell them or not
    because you dont know how
    to explain why you were
    looking that low
    ♥
    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    
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12. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Unusal facts #12
    peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynaamite
    :3
    
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13. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Unusal facts #11
    in the caribbean their are
    oysters that can climb trees!!
    (wtf!)
    
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14. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    The most invalid argument of
    all times:
    "Because
    im your
    mother and
    i said soo.."
    
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15. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Im from Aussie
    i ride kangaroos to school
    ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
    
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16. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    & One Day
    She will look back and say
    "why did i have to hurt so many people"
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 3:08am UTC
    Friend: did you just fall over?
    Me: no i attacked the ground
    Friend: backwards?
    Me: im just that freaking talented
    ;P
    
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18. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Menopause
    Menstartion
    Mental breakdowns
    notice how all womens problems
    begin with men
    
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19. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    &
    i thought i knew you but
    i dont know what you play more
    xbox or girls
    ✄♥
    
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20. fairyfloss
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    Unusal facts #10
    flies fly backwards
    :P
    
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