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Vinita*
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December 23, 2013 11:46am UTC

What do you call someone who hates Dr. Who?
A bastardis

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StayStrongLiveLong
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December 23, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Me reading a sad part of my book in class: [stares blankly at page, stifles tears, and looks around to make sure no one sees my secret obsession]
At home: [stares at book, throws it across the room, falls off bed, dramatically sobs into floor, dies]

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Breathe_Carolina_true_fan
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July 10, 2012 6:16pm UTC

Let's play the "Who the herk are you?" game :
Name: Kaili
Age: 13
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Relationship status: Single Pringe (:
Birthday: November 4th
Favorite color: BLUE !
Favorite bands/artists: Breathe Carolina, BOTDF, Sleeping With Sirens, LMFAO, Nightcore, All Time Low, and many more ..... ^-^
Favorite movie: The Avengers
Last movie watched: Open Season 3
Favorite book: Ms. Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Kids
Last book read: Can't remember
# of siblings: 2
# of pets: 2
Best school subject: Music
Mac or PC? Don'r care ... they're both computers :P
Cell phone type: ....AT&T xD
Current shirt color: grey
Gamer? YesYesYES ! :D
Day or night? Night
Summer or winter? Summer
Most-visited website? Witty Profiles♥
Celebrity crushes: David Schmitt, Kyle Even, Kellen Quinn, Sonny Moore, Davie :3
uh this quiz isn't mine if that needs saying; i got it from kclove5

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zer0*
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August 29, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Nightcore.

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:06pm UTC

What if whenever i downloaded a song i got the nightcore version so whenever someone tried to listen to my music theyd be liuke 'wtf is this' and id be like "HARDCORE NIGHTCORE" and id run off into the sunset

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Any nightcore fans?????
Or am I the only one?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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December 22, 2013 10:25pm UTC

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE?
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Gpc11
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December 21, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Look, boss, all I said was, "I bet my raise is as big as your d!ck." Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you.

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Dishonored*
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December 21, 2013 8:54pm UTC

"I was born at the wrong time"
I sigh as I stare at my dog in his
dinosaur costume knowing it'll
never fill the void.

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Jasmine❤😘*
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December 20, 2013 7:03pm UTC

" Im just a moment so dont let me pass you by. We could be a story in the morning but we'll be a legend tonight "

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Baberz145
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December 20, 2013 8:21pm UTC

when you accidentally hurt your pet and your like OMYGOSH im so sorry! and they walk away so you run after them like LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!!

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cocopuffs
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December 21, 2013 8:09pm UTC

When I was younger....
-I put my arms in my shirt and pretended I lost them.
-I slept with all my stuffed animals so none of them got offended.
-I restarted the video game when I knew I was going to lose.
-I poured soda into the cap and pretended I was taking shots.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:54pm UTC

After you die, it's believed that you
have 7 minutes of brain activity left
inside you, and in the 7 minutes you
experience your entire life over, in a
kind of dream.. Because in a dream
time is stretched.
So if this is the case, what if right now
you're in that 7 minutes? How do you
know if you're alive or just reliving old
memories?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Kawaiichan
posted a quote
December 21, 2013 1:54am UTC

I am ok.
Is the bigest lie i hear everyday.

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Avril1212
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December 21, 2013 3:13am UTC

Ever feel young?
Young and stupid
Embracing those moments of spontaneity
The feeling that no matter what you do
If you don't do it
You'll regret it
I love that feeling
That act of random
complete
Youth
Because I'm one of those people
Who doesn't want to grow up

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 8:56pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
A Moment Of Respect
To All Those People
Who Have Attempted To Achieve A Piggy Back Ride But Fail
And Can Still Have A Normal Conversation With That Person.

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Breeze
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December 22, 2013 7:25pm UTC

I SEE YOU
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