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  1. Lizzie_143 Lizzie_143
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
    Chandler: Oh no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth, you know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
    LATER IN THE EPISODE
    Joey: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
    Ross: No, I will not!
    Joey: It's okay, you don't have to be so mean about it.
    Ross: You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
    Phoebe: Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
    Rachel: Oh no, wait Pheebs, I think with something like that, you just ask them to move in with you, but I'm not sure. Chandler?
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHA this show tho.
    FRIENDS
    EDIT


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  3. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    Every Teenager Has Tried Fitting Their Butt
    In A Baby Swing. nmf

  4. Princess B-tch* Princess B-tch*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:38am UTC
    I'm just your average girl
    I PMS.
    I love food.
    I have problems.
    I'm far from perfect.
    I'm obessed with music.
    I have a crush on this boy....
    I'm just your average teenage girl.
    Format by Yayrey


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  6. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    Count your blessings
    not your problems.
    You have a big problem?
    I have a bigger God.

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 7:22am UTC
    I DON'T WANNA BE AFRAID
    I WANNA WAKE UP FEELING BEAUTIFUL
    and know that i'm okay
    cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
    so you see
    I just wanna believe in me
    (quote by OneDirection/NMF)

  8. theonlyniceboy theonlyniceboy
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    None of you can say...
    You haven't taken a quote from witty and posted it on facebook

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty
    is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with
    the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps,
    what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?
    In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her

  10. pakiprincezz4 pakiprincezz4
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    We Live In A Society Were If
    Abrecrombie Said Breathing Is
    Unattractive...
    75% of our population would be dead.

  11. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    wouldn't it be great if..
    guys & girls were allowed to have sleepovers without it being awkward at all..?

  12. alliecat2323 alliecat2323
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Doing something
    totally random
    while you're home
    alone and suddenly
    stopping, because
    you feel there are
    security cameras
    watching you. ♥

  13. ClassyBarbie ClassyBarbie
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:58am UTC
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
    My 10 year old sister,
    said to me today;
    "Sissy can I tell you something.."
    I said "sure hun.."
    So what she said?
    "These cuts weren't from kitty..I did them myself.."
    This kills me, She's only 10...
    true story
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

  14. MsHoran MsHoran
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    "It's gonna be okay."
    "Yeah.. because it's not happening to you.."

  15. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Finding Nemo 2 comes out on
    SEPTEMBER 14, 2012.
    Move out of the way, kids. I've been waiting nine years for this.

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    31 things guys should know about girls
    1. Don't show up unexpected. They walk around in their underwear, too.
    2. Don't cheat on them. It may sound foolproof, but they talk to each other about everything and WILL find out.
    3. Beware of male syblings and friends. Most of them will not hesitate to kick your butt.
    4. Never miss an oppurtunity to tell them they're beautiful.
    5. Don't refuse a kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh, it's because they're jealous.
    6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
    7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they are going out with you it's because they like being in your arms.
    8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
    -8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
    9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
    10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
    11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.
    --11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
    12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
    13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
    14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
    15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
    16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
    17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
    18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
    19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
    20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
    21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
    22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
    23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
    24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
    25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
    26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
    27. Don't marinade the cologne.
    28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
    29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
    30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
    31. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

  17. amillionsecretsx3 amillionsecretsx3
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Mama told me not to waste my life
    She said spread your wings
    my little b u t t e r f l y
    Don't let what they say
    >> keep you up at night
    And they can't detain you
    C a u s e w i n g s a r e m e a n t t o f l y


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  19. IWishINeverMetHim IWishINeverMetHim
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:17am UTC
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow
    My Grandma has ALZHEIMER
    she doesn't remember
    her family,
    her name,
    her house...
    the only thing she has never forgotten is
    her love for my Grandpa♥
    true story
    owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

  20. YouKillMeInAGoodWay YouKillMeInAGoodWay
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    (I was at the store today and a little boy came up too me)
    Him; Can you help me find my mommy?
    Me; Sure I can. What does she look like?
    Him; She's tall and has black hair.
    (Walk around for ten mintues then we found his mother)
    His mom; Thank you for finding him. -She says smiling-
    Me; It's no problem, have a great rest of the day. -start to walk away and I hear him talk to his mom-
    (Boy to his mom)
    His mom; Why did you run off like that?
    Him; She caught my eye.
    Then I walk off smiling, this HONESTLY happened and made my life.<3

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