31 things guys should know about girls
1. Don't show up unexpected. They walk around in their underwear, too.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may sound foolproof, but they talk to each other about everything and WILL find out.
3. Beware of male syblings and friends. Most of them will not hesitate to kick your butt.
4. Never miss an oppurtunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse a kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they are going out with you it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
-8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.

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31 things guys should know about girls 1. Don't show up unexpected.

485 faves · 21 comments · Aug 14, 2012 11:31pm

SalisburySteak30 · 1 decade ago
Love <33
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maddiesmith2313 · 1 decade ago
Thank god someone made a quote about this
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
Amen.
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
well I agree with most of this except 2 things... 1) I AM NOT FRAGILE. I can take on both my brothers at the same time and still win, and one is a super athlete. 2) guys shouldn't pay all the ime...
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missmeltdown · 1 decade ago
Hahaha....I'll take what I can get. ^.^ Expectations of men are WAAAYY too high these days. If you expect the perfect guy, you damn well better be the perfect girl! Guys have feelings too, you know!
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MoonLitWolf · 1 decade ago
I don't want this o-o that's way too much to ask of one guy! Seriously if he loves me and tries his best in the relationship, then I will too. No ones perfect, and it's stupid to try to be, I want him to be himself not some fake just so I'll like him :P
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ItsAnthony · 1 decade ago
Girls need to put some work in the relationship too. Us guys shouldn't have to do ALL the work.
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IrishRoast247 · 1 decade ago
These are awesome :) The "pay all the time" wasn't meant to mean ALL the time. Just be a gentleman when it comes to stuff like that.
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faithfullyhere · 1 decade ago
I agree with most of these, but just because someone has a doesn't mean they need to pay all the time
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Youlovedhim · 1 decade ago
Guys don't have to pay all the time. That sounds a bit shallow. I would be fine with paying at least half the time.
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neverloosefaith · 1 decade ago
To all hate comments - you dont have to do EVERY SINGLE ONE. its a general list of what majority of girls like. Not all girls are the same, and no ones expecting you to be perfect
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neverloosefaith · 1 decade ago
I love this. If only i had a boyfriend :(
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LandonIsWitty · 1 decade ago
"Be a man and pay all the time." Huh, i didn't know you girls were SO shallow that you're not a man if you don't spend all your money on a girl you date in high school. The rest of the list is a bit shallow too, in my opinion. We're not perfect, and girls sure as hell aren't, either. So please don't expect us to be. -__-
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standGRAND · 1 decade ago
soo true i love this
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foreverlove18 · 1 decade ago
omg totes agree! I love this, all guys should know this ^^
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aosias23 · 1 decade ago
lovee this
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HannahBanana1999 · 1 decade ago
Love it!(:
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espoir00 · 1 decade ago
^^ perfection
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VioletSunshine · 1 decade ago
I freaking love this!!! Mind if I use it for something? xx
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