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January 26, 2012 9:03pm UTC

That Awkward moment when
You drink a Redbull and you don't have wings..

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ForeverBFF
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January 25, 2012 9:39pm UTC

You: Teacher!
Teacher: Yes?
You: Can I ask you something?
Teacher: Sure, go on.
You: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do at all?
Teacher: Of course not.
You: Good, I didn't do my homework.

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cutie_pie1234
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January 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC

H O W T O S A V E T H E W O R L D :
1: Make a document titled "The World"
2: Save it.

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soccerloverx03x
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January 25, 2012 8:04pm UTC

I don't care how
many warnings I get I am still going
to eat raw cookie dough.

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January 2, 2012 1:37am UTC

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jimmy365
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January 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC

"What time is it?"
"There's a clock right there."
"DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?"
jimmy365
format by: ThatsSoMeee

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October 7, 2011 5:10pm UTC

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imkatie_
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August 3, 2011 1:52am UTC

sometimes, you just can't
tell anybody how you really feel.
not because you don't know why,
not because you know your purpose,
not because you don't trust them.
but because you can't find
the right words to make them
understand.

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youbrokeme
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August 3, 2011 1:53am UTC

I tell myself that things will be different with you,
that you’ve changed, but it’s nothing new.
it's just different shades of the same.

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CaliJenn11
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August 3, 2011 12:33am UTC

Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate ;
Friends has 7 letter, but so does Enemies;
Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.

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caitlinnearl
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May 30, 2011 6:39pm UTC

Want Someone To Stop Texting You?
Send them this text :
Error : SMS not delivered ; The number (Insert Your Number Here) has blocked you. Please try again later.
Every time they text you or 'try' to text you, just resend that. It works, someone wouldn't leave me alone and I sent them that and the texts stopped for two years .

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July 4, 2011 1:34pm UTC

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xoxocynthia
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July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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texaskangaroo
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October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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Julial113
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July 28, 2011 1:21pm UTC

Let's flip a coin,
Heads we'll be together
Tails we flip again
nmf

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