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CaliJenn11

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Member Since: 22 Jun 2011 02:14pm

Last Seen: 6 Apr 2014 09:38pm

Birthday: April 22

Location: Sunny, southern California

Gender: F

user id: 185954

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Hey!  I'm Jenn! I'm 15 years old and live in sunny southern california! I recently moved here from pennsylvania! I'm just your average girl. I'm currently single. I'm on JV track&field 
  1. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 11:10pm UTC
    She's addicted to
    the song lyrics
    that spill her heart
    out for her.

  2. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 11:07pm UTC
    There is really no such thing as what might have been. There's what happened and what will happen. I've just had to realize that what might have been is imaginary. And it's this beautiful illusion of how it could have been if you had just done this right or if he had just liked you or if things had just lined up. But things don't line up and boys don't like you and you mess up for a reason.
    -Taylor Swift

  3. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    "Write from the heart. Don't jock or post anything about 1D. Treat everyone as you'd like to be treated, and just make new friends!"
    ~Steve
    Don't believe me? Go to the new site at the top of the page and go to the sidebar and click how to make a good quote, scroll to the bottom. It's there.

  4. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    I just saw a quote that was joking about people cutting themselves. That's not funny. People are hurting themselves everyday and you're making a joke about it? Maybe it was just supposed to be a joke but it isn't. People self harming themselves isn't a joke. At least it isn't to me.

  5. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    i'm not trying to start anything,
    but I feel like you should at least know why people are
    hating on your quotes. Witty used to be a place to vent. It
    had no drama, no fandoms, no nothing. We were a witty
    family. Now? One Direction fans have posted a lot and a
    lot of other stuff has happened but witty isn't witty
    anymore. I understand ya'll want to talk about Louis and
    Liam and Niall and Zayn and Harry. I get that. But
    Wittians are just upset because we used to be a witty
    family but One Direction has torn us apart. Its a quote
    site, not a fan site. That is why other people are getting
    mad/upset. I'm not taking sides or whatever. I just don't
    go on witty anymore because of it. Simple as that.
    nmf

  6. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I've been there
    I've wanted to die.
    I've tried to kill myself.
    I've went to therapy.
    It isn't the answer.
    I promise.
    if you ever need to talk I am here for you, I promise. Don't do it. I'm not 100% happy now. I don't know when that will come but almost three years after wanting to die, I no longer do. Please, talk to me or someone you trust before you kill yourself
    Please?
    Kik: CaliJenn11
    Tumblr: Another-pink-blog
    Twitter: MrsStaalHoran
    Instagram: JennStaal

  7. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    witty used to be a place to vent
    now its full of One Direction quotes, quotes from Tumblr, or 'fav if's. I get that One Direction fans want to feel part of a family. I used to be a Directioner, but we are a Witty family, not a Directioner family. If I wanted to see the Tumblr quotes, i would go on tumblr. Fav if's aren't allowed. read the rules.
    now? It's not.

  8. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    APPEARANCE:
    [X] I am shorter than 5'4". [X] I have many scars. [X] I tan easily. [] I wish my hair was a different color. [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [] I have a tattoo. [x] I wear glasses sometimes. [] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free. [x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [] I have more than 1 piercing [] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [] I have freckles. FAMILY: [] I've sworn at my parents. [] I've run away from home. [] I've been kicked out of the house. [x] My actual parents are together. [] I have a sibling less than one year old. [x] I want to have kids someday. [x] I want to adopt someday. SCHOOL/WORK: [x] I'm in school. [ ] I have a job. [] I've fallen asleep at work/school. [x] almost always do my homework. [x] I've missed a week or more of school. [] I failed more than 1 class last year. [x] I've stolen something from my school.(visa vis markers when I was like 6) EMBARRASSMENT: [X] I've fell in public. [] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. [x] Disney movies still make me cry. [x] I've snorted while laughing. [x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. [] I've glued my hand to something. [x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose HEALTH: [] I was born with a disease/impairment. [x] I've broken a bone. [] I've had my tonsils removed. [x] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend. [] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. [] I had a serious surgery. [x] I've had chicken pox. [] I have/had asthma. EXPERIENCES: [] I've gotten lost in my town [x] I've seen a shooting star. [x] I've wished on a shooting star.[x] I've seen a meteor shower. [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. [x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. [] I've been skydiving. [] I've gone skinny dipping. [x] I've played spin the bottle. [x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. [] I've crashed a car. [x] I've been skiing. [x] I've been in a play. [] I've met someone in person from the internet. [X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. [X] I've sat on a roof top. [x] I've played a prank on someone. [x] I've rode in a taxi. [x] I've eaten Sushi. [x] I've been snowboarding. RELATIONSHIPS: [] I've gone on a blind date. [x] I miss someone right now. [x] I have a fear of abandonment. [] I've gotten divorced. [x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did. [x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response. [xx] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't. [] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with. HONESTY: [x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. [] I've snuck out of my house. [x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [x] I am keeping a secret from the world. [] I've cheated while playing a game. [] I've cheated on a test. [] I've been suspended from school. BAD TIMES: [] I've consumed alcohol [] I regularly drink. [] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. [x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. [] I take anti-depressants. [] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it. [x] I've hurt myself on purpose. [xxxxxxx] I've went to bed crying.

  9. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    So, I've discovered I love redoing peoples tumblr themes
    so, if you have one that needs re-done comment on my page and i'll give you my email and you can give me your information for tumblr thanks xx
    nmq
    (format credit to defe4ted/quote credit to onedirection)

  10. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    According to astronomy when you wish on a star
    you're actually a few million years late
    that star has been dead for a while just like your dreams
    nmf

  11. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Dear Witty,
    I miss you. I miss the old witty. Where people could vent without getting hate. Where there was little drama and the biggest issue was people jocking other peoples formats.
    Sure, most of the top quotes were by the same people but they were good top quotes.
    not top quotes with facts about a band. Where a story didn't make the top quotes.
    Where we were all a family
    i miss that
    i really do
    ______
    nmf

  12. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Dear new Wittians,
    1. Don't post about One Direction. A quote here and there is okay but every top quote being about them is excessive.
    2. Don't say you miss the old witty. You were not fortunate enough to see the old witty, therefore don't say you miss it.
    3. Don't start drama.
    4. Be nice to everyone. Witty is a place to vent. Don't hate on anyone
    nmf

  13. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Teacher: Why did you not study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
    tumblr

  14. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    My ex: You'll never find anyone like me
    Me: Thats the point

  15. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    ⓞⓝⓔ ⓓⓘⓡⓔⓒⓣⓘⓞⓝ

  16. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    any one boy can love
    a million girls for one
    reason but it takes a
    real man to love one♥
    girl for a million reasons

  17. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    The girl who seemed unbreakable
    Broke
    The girl who seemed strong
    Crumbled
    The girl who always laughed
    Cried
    The girl who never stopped trying
    Finallygave up…
    She dropped a fake smile as a
    Tear ran down her cheek &
    She whispered to herself
    “I can’t do this anymore”

  18. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Witty,
    You used to be a place I loved coming to. I could talk to people who were dealing with similiar stuff to what I was dealing with. A place where i could come and see funny quotes or jokes. Sure, the top quotes were all by the same people but its better than now where all the top quotes are either One Direction related things or 'Fav if.."'s. I am a Directioner but seriously, guys. These are obvious facts. They aren't directed towards Directioners but Directionators. The 'fav ifs' are against the rules. Yes, there ARE witty rules. I miss the old witty. I hate this new witty.
    Sincerely,
    me

  19. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    if I could say anything to
    my friends right now…it would be
    Thanks for the laughs,
    when I was feeling upset.
    Thanks for the memories
    that I could never forget
    Thanks for the msile
    I will always cherish
    Thanks for being there
    when all I could do was perish
    Thanks for holding my tears
    when I was about to break down
    And thanks for picking me up
    everything I would fall down

  20. CaliJenn11 CaliJenn11
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    oh i remember
    you driving to my house
    in the middle of the night
    i'm the one who makes you laugh
    when you know you’re about to cry
    And I know your favorite songs
    and you tell me about your dreams
    think I know where you belong
    think I know it’s with me

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