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theawkwardauthor
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December 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC

one child even tried
to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 9:58pm UTC

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT TIME MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT SANTA RAN OUT OF WRAPPING PAPER SO HE HAD TO BORROW OURS.
DAD, YOU LIED.

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veronica_syd66
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:54pm UTC

How most parents react
to a yellow light: Slow down
How my parents react
to a yellow light: Go as fast as possible so you don't get stuck at a red light

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 7:12pm UTC

If I had a rapper name it
would probably be
Lay-Z.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:01pm UTC

no but honestly it's christmas in like 4 days and i have never felt less christmassy in my life.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

josh hutcherson's parents are probably called
mr. hutcherdad and mrs. hutchermom.

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Friend: I failed my spelling test because the question said, "Spell Perfect", and I spelled his name <3
Me: ..............................
Friend: ...........................
Me: .................................
Friend: .............................
Me: Well then you're an idiot.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

WHEN I GET SAD
I TEND TO GET REALLY REALLY QUIET
MAYBE,
A WORD OR TWO COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH
BUT THAT'S IT
THE SILENCE LETS ME THINK OF MY MISTAKES
AND JUST KILLS ME ON THE INSIDE

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jariley*
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Regina George got
Channing Tatum in The Vow,
Karen Smith got Channing Tatum in Dear John,
and none for Gretchen Weiners.

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC

How come guys can see how big our boobs are,
but we can’t see how big their penises are?
Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Rejection,
the worst feeling.
When you’ve grown to like someone
and develop strong feelings for them
and they don’t feel the same .
When a person is always on your mind
when they never think about you at all .
When you make so much effort
to try to make them happy
when they don’t even notice it .
When you say
''I like you''
and they don’t return the same words..

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:42pm UTC

"You see that girl?"
I pointed over to a girl sitting all alone at a round lunch table.
"Yeah what about her?" The blond kid laughed.
I rolled my eyes got up and picked up my tray and walked over to that round table and sat down next to her.
She didn't look up. She lept her eyes down and kept listening to music.
"Hi, my name's Jason." I said.
She looked up. Her eyes were red from crying and had sadness and confusion written all in her eyes.
"Why are you talking to me?" she asked.
"Well, I want some real friends. Will you be my friend, forever?" I asked.
A big grin appeared on her face, "Yes."
"Pinky promise?" and I held out my pinky.
"Pinky promise." She replied firmly.

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:59pm UTC

There needs to be a Disney Princess...
•who has a tangled nest of hair
or
•who is hairless
or
•who falls in love with another princess, instead of a prince
or
•is a bit chubby
or
•has actual life problems
or
•feels alone and depressed
or
•whose life goal isn't to fall in love
or
•is someone who doesn't get a happy ending.
A princess who is realistic; who isn't perfect.
Someone... who's a bit like you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 4:28pm UTC

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Screw school,
I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

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伤*
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 2:12pm UTC

"Niall wrote 5 songs for the album & gave
himself the least solos, i don't know why
he always does that, his voice is amazing"
- Louis Tomlinson
format credit to OneDirection

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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