Muffin1811

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Muffin1811

Status: I'm probably either writing or reading...

Member Since: 18 Jun 2011 03:53pm

Last Seen: 28 Dec 2022 04:33am

Birthday: March 25

Location: Hufflepuff Common Room

Gender: F

user id: 184532

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 3:06am UTC

It is currently three in the morning and here I sit in my kitchen with my laptop eating the oatmeal with the dinosour eggs in it.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 10:28pm UTC

Someone tell me a television series to watch.
Pleeease.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:32am UTC

Black Friday is the Huger Games of America.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
November 15, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I feel as if the blinking line that shows up when you type on a computer is moking me.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:47pm UTC

I never do truth is and stuff because
I fear that no one will like it
and I'll just kind of be sitting there like
okay...

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Me: Someone said you sound like an owl.
Sister: Me?
Me: Yeah.
Sister: Who?
Me: *laughing hystarically*
Sister: *facepalm*

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC

I spend so much time on the internet talking about fandoms and everything with everyone else in the fandoms im apart of that when I go out into the outside world *cringe* and have something like a pizza john shirt or doctor who shirt or idk I expect a whole bunch of people to just come up and talk about the fandom im wearing or something. And I dont know how to talk in real life because i get all insucure and awkward and it’s all a bunch of timy-wimey stuff.
idk.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 7:47am UTC

Me: *walks into IHOP*
Me: *checks for wifi*

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:16pm UTC

I freak out more when I don't have wifi
than when I step on a lego.
mine.. follow me :)

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:17am UTC

It's unique,
And quite sad, in a way,
how you can meet someone,
and become friends with them.
Then, one day, you part
and just never talk agian.

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April 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

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TODAY, I COULDN'T FIND AND ORANGE CRAYON ANYWHERE
SO I GOT MY OLD CRAYON MAKER AND MIXED
A RED AND YELLOW CRAYON TOGETHER TO MAKE AN
ORANGE CRAYON
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC

I don't get it.
Bruce Wayne comes back after seven years
Batman shows up
Bruce Wayne ignores the outside world
Batman disapears
Bruce Wayne comes out after ten years
Batman shows up agian
No one seems to make the connection.
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 9:08pm UTC

I have an obsession with peeps.
When I'm older and living with 69 cats
I'm going to have a cabniet full of them.
And get fat off of them.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Because I'm cheap and didn't pre-order
the Native by OneRepublic album,
and live in a town with more cows than people,
probably with really few people with good taste in music,
the only store that would have it, within 30 minutes,
didn't have it. Therefor,
I. Didn't. Get. It.
Sh.t

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Give a little time with me
or burn this out
We'll play hide and seek
to turn this around
All i want is the taste
that your lips allow
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Psst... Today's my Birthday.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:59pm UTC

And, then,
BAM!
my love for
Ed Sheeran
was born.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 7:34pm UTC

Bunnylover43 Format
Anyone want to talk to me?
because I'm bored...

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 6:19pm UTC

You said to say it to your face.
So, I did.
Now you're calling me names and such?
Cool.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Today, I decided to figure out Tumblr.
There goes my life.

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