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Muffin1811

Status: I'm probably either writing or reading...

Member Since: 18 Jun 2011 03:53pm

Last Seen: 19 Feb 2016 06:09pm

Birthday: March 25

Location: Hufflepuff Common Room

Gender: F

user id: 184532

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My name's Aleah.
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  1. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 3:06am UTC
    It is currently three in the morning and here I sit in my kitchen with my laptop eating the oatmeal with the dinosour eggs in it.

  2. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 10:28pm UTC
    Someone tell me a television series to watch.
    Pleeease.

  3. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 8:32am UTC
    Black Friday is the Huger Games of America.

  4. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    I feel as if the blinking line that shows up when you type on a computer is moking me.

  5. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    I never do truth is and stuff because
    I fear that no one will like it
    and I'll just kind of be sitting there like
    okay...

  6. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Me: Someone said you sound like an owl.
    Sister: Me?
    Me: Yeah.
    Sister: Who?
    Me: *laughing hystarically*
    Sister: *facepalm*

  7. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC
    I spend so much time on the internet talking about fandoms and everything with everyone else in the fandoms im apart of that when I go out into the outside world *cringe* and have something like a pizza john shirt or doctor who shirt or idk I expect a whole bunch of people to just come up and talk about the fandom im wearing or something. And I dont know how to talk in real life because i get all insucure and awkward and it’s all a bunch of timy-wimey stuff.
    idk.

  8. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 7:47am UTC
    Me: *walks into IHOP*
    Me: *checks for wifi*

  9. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    I freak out more when I don't have wifi
    than when I step on a lego.
    mine.. follow me :)

  10. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17am UTC
    It's unique,
    And quite sad, in a way,
    how you can meet someone,
    and become friends with them.
    Then, one day, you part
    and just never talk agian.

  11. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC
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    TODAY, I COULDN'T FIND AND ORANGE CRAYON ANYWHERE
    SO I GOT MY OLD CRAYON MAKER AND MIXED
    A RED AND YELLOW CRAYON TOGETHER TO MAKE AN
    ORANGE CRAYON
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  12. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    I don't get it.
    Bruce Wayne comes back after seven years
    Batman shows up
    Bruce Wayne ignores the outside world
    Batman disapears
    Bruce Wayne comes out after ten years
    Batman shows up agian
    No one seems to make the connection.
    formatcredittowhoever

  13. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    I have an obsession with peeps.
    When I'm older and living with 69 cats
    I'm going to have a cabniet full of them.
    And get fat off of them.

  14. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Because I'm cheap and didn't pre-order
    the Native by OneRepublic album,
    and live in a town with more cows than people,
    probably with really few people with good taste in music,
    the only store that would have it, within 30 minutes,
    didn't have it. Therefor,
    I. Didn't. Get. It.
    Sh.t

  15. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Give a little time with me
    or burn this out
    We'll play hide and seek
    to turn this around
    All i want is the taste
    that your lips allow
    formatcredittowhoever

  16. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Psst... Today's my Birthday.

  17. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    And, then,
    BAM!
    my love for
    Ed Sheeran
    was born.

  18. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Anyone want to talk to me?
    because I'm bored...

  19. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    You said to say it to your face.
    So, I did.
    Now you're calling me names and such?
    Cool.

  20. Muffin1811 Muffin1811
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    Today, I decided to figure out Tumblr.
    There goes my life.

:)

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