Brother: Wanna hear my essay for school?
Me: sure, make it quick.
Brother: It's called: When to Change Your Underwear.
Brother: one, they become an undescrible color
Brother: two, they smell so bad, you get your own seat on the bus
Brother: three, when you throw them at the wall and they stick...
Brother: then, you know it's time to turn them inside out.
Me: -_-