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Jazzygurl28
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 8:18pm UTC

Today I Saw
A homeless man sitting with his dog
I gave him a dollar.
I watched him buy his dog a bone instead of food for himself.
I just thought that was so sweet!
Not my quote found it on 'Lovegivesmehope.com'

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hallo1234
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:35am UTC

Dear God,
please send clothes to those poor ladies
on daddy's computer.

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ilyJam4evaa
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Who else remembers:
Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez
a theif!
Zack: No one's got the time!

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Harry Potter: Hey, wanna go get our noses pierced together? HA!
Voldemort: Sorry, I can't. I'm having dinner with my parents.

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 11:08am UTC

shortest horror story ever:
No food left.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:39pm UTC

It's really easy to talk about the right
thing to do when it's not your life.
- K e l s o, T h a t 7 0 ' s s h o w

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC

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gb427
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:35pm UTC

Brocoli: I look like a tree.
Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Guys.. C'mon change the topic..

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She
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 10:41am UTC

other girls: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 8:22am UTC

"The day in which Niall shares his food with a girl,
We'll know she's right for him."
-Louis Tomlinson
-OneDirectionQuotes

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PeteyEnjoysHerMusic
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC

1
I'm Witty famous.
Let me write my speech.
"I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom, my dad, One Direction, my best friend, my 3rd grade math teacher, the neighbor's dog *THIS IS FOR YOU, SPARKY!* also everyone who said I couldn't make it.... Oh, yeah, and myself. Gosh darn it, I'm so witty."
Format by twilightgirl995

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mayday
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 10:03pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC

Running like a gorilla up the stairs,
because it's much easier that way.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air:
Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.

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伤*
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 5:35pm UTC

No matter
how talented you are
not everybody is going to like you
but thats life, Just stay strong
- Justin Bieber
Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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