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ilyJam4evaa

1. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   December 6, 2012 6:03am UTC
   If Morgan Freeman goes to jail,
   he's just Morgan Man.
   
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2. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2012 7:59am UTC
   Friend #1: omg went shopping with the bffs
   friend #2 : got my nails done look!
   friend #3 : went to a sick party!!
   me: i spent my weekend exhaling carbon dioxide.
   
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3. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2012 9:45am UTC
   Google Translate( proper noun)-
   The reason why you passed your french class
   
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4. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 5:51am UTC
   Dear mother,
   It doesnt matter if you have the same parts as me
   Sincerly, Your daughter that would liked to get dressed
   without you walking in
   NMF
   
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5. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 5:46am UTC
   Dear Stuffy nose,
   Please pick a side!
   Sincerly, tired of rolling over nonstop
   NMF
   
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6. ilyJam4evaa
   posted a quote
   August 10, 2012 5:42am UTC
   Dear Brain,
   I just met the cutest boy!
   Sincerly, you will now think about him nonstop..
   
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7. ilyJam4evaa
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   August 7, 2012 8:28am UTC
   awkward( noun)-
   When your fat friend calls herself fat
   
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8. ilyJam4evaa
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   August 7, 2012 8:26am UTC
   Wikipedia(proper noun)-
   Your real teacher
   
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9. ilyJam4evaa
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   August 7, 2012 8:22am UTC
   Eggroll (noun)
   the chinese burito
   
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10. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:19am UTC
    The usual conversation between my classmate and the teacher #3
    classmate: hey i just met you and this is crazy!
    teacher: BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!
    everyone: o.O
    
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11. ilyJam4evaa
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    July 21, 2012 4:00am UTC
    Accepting a friend request is like giving someone permission to stalk you
    
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12. ilyJam4evaa
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    July 21, 2012 3:54am UTC
    The usual conversation between my classmate and the teacher #2
    classmate: Miss do i throw this paper out or do we take it home?
    teacher: i told you to throw it in the bin.... But you can
    take it home incase you need toilet paper
    
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13. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:50am UTC
    The usual conversation between my classmate and the teacher #1
    classmate: Miss its hot in here, can we open the door? or should i just get out
    of the room
    teacher: oh yeah we can open the door..... OH HAHA!
    
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14. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    mum: did you take a shower?
    me: no mum it was raining
    true story
    
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15. ilyJam4evaa
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    June 23, 2012 1:03am UTC
    A CUTE GUY WINKED AT ME TODAY!
    But this time with both eyes shut ;)
    
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16. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Who else remembers:
    Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez
    a theif!
    Zack: No one's got the time!
    
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17. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 2:17am UTC
    Titanic 3D:
    maybe they'll see that iceberg now.
    
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18. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Admit it,
    Ever since you watched Titanic, you swore you
    would never ever go on a cruise/boat.
    
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19. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    One Direction Fact#5
    Harry's hair stylists gets annoyed
    when he fixes his hair because straight after
    its done, he'll shake his head and fix it himself
    
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20. ilyJam4evaa
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC
    One Direction Fact#4
    Liam and Louis switched names as a joke
    when the interviewer couldn't remember
    their names
    
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