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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    so this morning...
    I woke up at 7:30,
    and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
    and started writing a text to 'her'.
    "Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
    I hit send and started to get ready.
    I wore the hoodie she bought me,
    and wore the cologne I know she loves.
    I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
    10 roses, her favourite flower,
    that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
    and a card simply saying "I love you".
    As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
    I sneaked up behind her,
    wrapped my arms around her waist,
    and kissed her kneck.
    "Guess who!" I said.
    She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
    I took her hand and led her inside.
    "Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
    "I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
    She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
    We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
    I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
    She grinned with glee,
    I lent forward and kissed her again.
    Then I put on the movie.
    "You remembered!" she said.
    I just smiled.
    We cuddled all through the movie,
    With her feeling safe in my arms.
    "I love you"
    I whispered.
    "I love you too"
    She replied.
    I looked into her beautiful eyes,
    and she looked into mine.
    We were in love.
    And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
    LOL JK
    I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
    al nicholas

  3. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 10:49pm UTC
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  4. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    We all know aN IDIOT
    NAMED NICK

  5. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Osama Bin Laden
    is dead, but it still doesn't make up
    for a l l o f t h e l i v e s lost on
    9 /11/01 </3

  6. ellemaii ellemaii
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    ♥ He is now in a relationship with Your best friend
    You hate this.
    Best friend Aw I love you:)
    about an hour ago
    Him I love you too:)♥
    about an hour ago
    You I'm so happy for you two...
    never in a life time

  7. ohemgeeitsAlana ohemgeeitsAlana
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Long but worth the read
    You know those
    Annoying sibling fights?
    This might sound weird,but treasure them.
    Last week, me and my little sister were out having lunch at McDonalds. She exclaimed that she had to go to the bathroom. I finished eating my lunch and realized she still wasn't back. I went into the bathroom, but she was no-where to be found. I panicked and looked all around for her, then I noticed there was a backdoor in the bathroom, I went out it, crying. There by the door, was my little sisters scarf and a small toy she got in her happy meal that day. I searched all the streets and called my mum to tell her what happened. My mum called the police to perform a search and investigation. I was so scared.
    Yesterday, we got the news that a pocket knife was found in a mans house with a small amount of her blood on it. I am now more scared than ever and I just want my baby sister back. She was only 10 years young, she hasn't even lived her life to the fullest yet.
    And one of the worst parts is, I feel like its my fault, because I was there at the time. I could have saved her.
    I'm not asking this to be a top quote, I'm just asking for people to read this, then turn to their brother or sister and say "I love you". Appreciate them.
    Come home Jessie.
    I love you.

  8. EasterBaskets EasterBaskets
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    peace sign up, index finger down. :D

  9. unitedsoccerr unitedsoccerr
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    WHO IS REBECCA BLACK?!
    She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Rebecca Black. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Friday who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Saturday, and Rebecca was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Friday, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was gonna be awesome, I was like, "Rebecca, I can’t invite you, because I think your robotic voice will scare everyone." I mean I couldn’t have a bad singer at my party. There were gonna be amazing singers there. I mean, right? She was awful. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because she couldn't decide between the front seat or the back seat, and she came back in the fall for high school, totally obsessed with Friday and I guess she still isn’t sure where to sit.
    yahoo answers <3

  10. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    take a bow.
    hear the applause?
    my heart is broken &
    you're the cause. I
    played your game, &
    looks like you've won
    congratulations, i
    hope you had fun.♥
    not my format

  11. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2011 2:25am UTC
    trust no player
    fear no bxtch.
    give no p ussy, suck no dick.

  12. VanillaCoke VanillaCoke
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2011 7:06pm UTC
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  13. rachvolleyelle4 rachvolleyelle4
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC
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  14. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Spring is coming. ♥
    So I guess I should probably start shaving my legs again.

  15. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    Drama Never Ends
    & all haters are the same
    they smile to ya face
    & spit on ya name;

  16. wanesa wanesa
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
    avoid all mirrors
    airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
    i lived a good life
    hear thumps while in shower:
    whole family is being killed and you're next
    turns off all lights before going to bed:
    omg run for the bed before the demons get you
    elevator door doesn't immediately open :
    trapped forever
    realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?
    oh god zombies

  17. ILoveToSmile ILoveToSmile
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Let' s favorite this one
    for Japan. ♥

  18. sophiaxx1 sophiaxx1
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    The worst thing is
    seeing your bestfriend cry. ♥

  19. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    I wish I had an iTunes gift card with $528963120354218492 on it.

  20. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I BLAME MOVIES
    for my high expectations of relationships

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