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wanesa
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:32pm UTC

sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught
it's like facebook in real life...
nmf

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wanesa
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 3:21pm UTC

I'd rather look back at my life and say
"I can't believe I did that!!"
Instead of saying
"I wish I would of..."
format:DinoZeeZee

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wanesa
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 2:18pm UTC

THOSE
LATE NIGHT TALKS
WHEN YOU
confess everything

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wanesa
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August 9, 2011 3:17pm UTC

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wanesa
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 7:02am UTC

☐ single.☐ taken.
☑ waITING FOR SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME AS MUCH AS SEVERUS SNAPE LOVED LILY POTTeR.
♥

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wanesa
posted a quote
March 25, 2011 5:57pm UTC

I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO BRICK,
BAREFOOT.

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wanesa
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 4:21pm UTC

wake up in the middle of the night to pee:
avoid all mirrors
airplane engine makes a sudden noise:
i lived a good life
hear thumps while in shower:
whole family is being killed and you're next
turns off all lights before going to bed:
omg run for the bed before the demons get you
elevator door doesn't immediately open :
trapped forever
realize it's too quiet, where's everyone?
oh god zombies

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wanesa
posted a quote
March 12, 2011 4:14pm UTC

ADMIT IT;
YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMETHING
YOU KNOW
WON'T HAPPEN.
format: maryg181

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC

today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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wanesa
posted a quote
February 25, 2011 3:59pm UTC

" Wow, you're cool. "
I BET YOU JUST SAID THAT TO YOURSELF IN A SARCASTIC VOICE.

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wanesa
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February 25, 2011 3:53pm UTC

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wanesa
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January 22, 2011 2:37pm UTC

welcome to our society.
You will be judged on
-what you wear
-which music you listen to
-what you look like
-how you act
-who you hang around with
- and on practically every other trait
and imperfection about you
and+ you will be made fun for being who you are.
enjoy your stay
not my format

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wanesa
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December 30, 2010 3:13pm UTC

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December 28, 2010 5:01pm UTC

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December 21, 2010 12:09pm UTC

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wanesa
posted a quote
December 14, 2010 1:25pm UTC

I remember when my bestfriend was
the shy and the quiet one ...
I created a
MONSTER.
....: D <3

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wanesa
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 3:44pm UTC

* Population of School *
53% - People I want to smack over the head with a shovel and chuck into a container ship filled with baboons on the way to Africa
9% - Sheeps
13% - Freaks
6% - Emotionally unstable
7% - Drama queens
9% - Bullshit artists
3% - People I can tolerate
*mine*

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wanesa
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 1:52pm UTC

a shot to kill the pain,
a pill to drain the shame,
a purge to stop the gain,
a cut to break the vein,
a smoke to ease the crave,
a drink to win the game,
an addiction's an addiction,
because it always hurts
the same.
</3

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wanesa
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 11:47am UTC

That awkward moment when
you're talking and you realize
no one cares
about what your saying.

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wanesa
posted a quote
November 23, 2010 11:11am UTC

Today, I was talking
to my grandmother
about love.
I asked her:
"How do you know
you truly love someone?"
She paused for a moment
and replied,
"When you lose
them.""
MMT
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