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gracegreene
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September 13, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Every night she cries herself to sleep, thinking
why does this happen to me?

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 7:36pm UTC

My Boyfriend
Sometimes I wish I could write "miss you" on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you would know how much it hurts to miss you.
Lol thanks, i think...
nmf

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 8:23pm UTC

That awkard moment
When you get out of the shower and you don't have a towel.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC

IMAGINE
A MIRROR
THAT COULD
REVEAL YOUR
PERSONALITY,
WOULD YOU
DARE LOOK?

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XxMaggieexX
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 8:15pm UTC

Having one of thoes day where,
You just hate everything, and then simple things, like dropping your pencil make you want to cry.
[ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

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TaliaWasHere
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:59pm UTC

HEY EVERYBODY.
I've got gum.
(Maybe I'll be popular on witty now)

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 8:19pm UTC

Lol So True: #84
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
lolsotrue.com

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jariley*
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 6:28pm UTC

I know my boyfriends loves me
because he cut all his hair because I have cancer and lost mine.
Format by twilightgirl995

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Parents: ok we will be home at 11 o'clock!
Clock: 11:01
Me: theyre dead and im alone i need to start my orphan life now.

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AlliieGiirl
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC

why does our period have to last an entire week, like seriously, after an hour i know i’m not pregnant let’s move on now pls this is unnecessary

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:25pm UTC

The Best Relationship
is when you can completely act yourself
and they can still love you for who you are.

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idgafSOstfu
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 3:47pm UTC

You know you're lazy
when you get excited about cancelled plans.

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accountdeactivated*
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 4:06pm UTC

When I am Home Alone
Me: So bored.....ಠ╭╮ಠ
Me: la,la,la whatever, la la la
After 5 Minutes of Immatureness
Me: You do you think you are, collect you're Jar of farts, ripping the atmosphere apart
After 10 Minutes
Me: *Begans dancing on counter top*
♪└|-_-|┐♪┌|-_-|┘♪
Me: Ble blah ble blah ble blah macarena macoroni macoroni cheese and macerena
After 15 Minutes
Me: *runs around house with dart gun like a spy*
̿̿’̿’\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
After 20 Minutes
Mom: *Walks In and See Furnature everywhere and pillows and blankets on the ground*
Mom: ಠ_ಠ .....
ME: MOM!!!!!! YOU'RE STEPPING ON LAVA!!!!!!!!!! RUN BEFORE YOU MELT!!!!!! (ﾟДﾟ)

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC

waking up at 5 AM: i'm going to kill all of you
staying up till 5 AM: hahahahshfhHAHHAHAHSHFGHHA

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 7:47pm UTC

My Boyfriend
You know what's attractive? Say the first word again.
The first word again.
Yeah say it
It
OMG I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE, GOSH. YOU NEVER APPRICIATE MY KINDNESS OMG WHAT IS THIS I FEEL SO UNWANTED.
Lol
nmf

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iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
Me: And what do you like?
Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
nmq

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quiffjumping
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC

what if
for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
i'd be a supermodel.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I'm going to bed (phrase) - Making your parents think you're going to
sleep so you can play on your computer in your room for hours.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Once you’re mine…
I’ll never let go.
I’ll fall fast and hard for you.
I’ll give you my all.
I’ll be there for you when you need me.
You’ll be the last person I talk to at night
and the first person I talk to in the morning.
My first priority will be to make you happy.
I’ll miss you whenever you’re not by my side
and I’ll love you until the end.
But most importantly, once you’re mine…
you’ll always have a permanent place in my heart.
<3

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*In the store*
Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Me: I don't know, what?
Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
... True Story.

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