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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Just a cut
Just a scratch
"What's that mark?"
"It was just the cat."
Just an excuse
Just another lie
"What's with all the bracelets?"
"Just fashion, why?"
Just a tear
Just a scream
"Why were you crying?"
"Just a bad dream"
But it's not just a cut
Or a tear, or a lie
It's always 'just one more'
Until you die...

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
hom
ho
h
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
are pre-sliced by nature

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quietkid
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Don't worry, Mayans.
If you get it wrong,
it's not the end of the world.

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xHello
posted a quote
December 7, 2012 2:21pm UTC

My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 1:40pm UTC

things i never learned in high school:
- how to do taxes
- what taxes are
- how to vote
- what politics are
- how to write a reusme/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- how to write a check/balance a check book
- anything to do with banking
- how to do loans for college
- how to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- how to buy a house or a car
but boy am i f/cking glad that i know the pythagorean theorm.

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fungirl
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

An unknown number was calling my 12 year old cousin...
He picks up and goes "Jim's wh0re house. You got the dough we got the hoe"
*Face Drops*
"Oh hey mom..."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC

What if rappers rapped about nice things?
like...
YEAH GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause its polite
YEAH BABY THATS RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby i know you tired
OH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
Broom out of your hand because youve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC

Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: Here
Me: nailed it

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC

shout out to pixar
for making bloopers for animated films.

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asmileonmyface
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 1:59pm UTC

She's so pathetic
Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
-Mean girls

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Am I the only one or do other people
rip off a piece of their lip with their teeth and swallow it and then realize they just ate themself?

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xHello
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 4:22pm UTC

*doing the lion king with your pet*
Me: NAAAAAA DEVUNYAAA TIBISHI TIBBBBAAABAAAAA!
Pet: Dafuq.. o.o

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Yuri
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Ticket Collector: Enjoy the movie!
Me: Thanks, you too!
Ticket Collector:
Me:
Ticket Collector:
Me:
Ticket Collector:
Me: Wait...

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D0ri20
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Who elese
Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Your nuts! I like it.
This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.

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DANMOON
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 7:38pm UTC

To realize the value of ONE YEAR
ask a student who failed a grade
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
ask a monther who gave birth to a premature baby
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper
To realize the value of ONE DAY
ask the person who was born on February 29th
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
ask the person who missed the train
To realize the vaulue of ONE SECOND
ask the person who just advoided an accident
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
ask the person who won silver medal in the olympics

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC

While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Jock: *Insults nerd*
Nerd:*Says nothing*
Jock: What no comeback?
Nerd: If I wanted my comeback I'd scrape it out of your girlfriends throat.

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 11:48pm UTC

me: I should go shower now. (five minutes pass)(another five pass)(ten minutes pass)(couple more minutes) someone: (goes into bathroom) me: wow f*ck you, i was JUST about to take a shower.

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